Porridge

[The_Equalizer]

In another example of the marriage partnership failing to deliver economies, I have porridge made in a microwave, with milk and sugar, my wife makes herself porridge in a pot on the stove, with water, and adds marmite.

(I will freely admit that, however you have it, whole rolled oats cooked in a pot is far superior to the microwave stuff. But it takes several precious extra minutes, and leaves you with a pot to wash.)

Just turn the heat up high and stir, oh and use a non-stick pan. Microwaves are low rent.

[DodgyAgent]

In another example of the marriage partnership failing to deliver economies, I have porridge made in a microwave, with milk and sugar, my wife makes herself porridge in a pot on the stove, with water, and adds marmite.

(I will freely admit that, however you have it, whole rolled oats cooked in a pot is far superior to the microwave stuff. But it takes several precious extra minutes, and leaves you with a pot to "piss in".)

FTFY

[IR35 Avoider]

In another example of the marriage partnership failing to deliver economies, I have porridge made in a microwave, with milk and sugar, my wife makes herself porridge in a pot on the stove, with water, and adds marmite.

(I will freely admit that, however you have it, whole rolled oats cooked in a pot is far superior to the microwave stuff. But it takes several precious extra minutes, and leaves you with a pot to wash.)

[RSoles]

Water and salt. Only.

Of course I also like the honey, cream and whisky version Cranachan, but that makes the drive to work interesting.

[Churchill]

Made with coconut milk; then mix in coconut, raisins, all spice berries & sliced banana

Gay!

I prefer mine with Honey produced from Lavender.

[Mich the Tester]

Mmmmmm - syrupy goodness

You mean you chose the Andyw's mum option?

[TheFaQQer]

Mmmmmm - syrupy goodness

[Mich the Tester]

Where is the "Made with water, accompanied by milk and brown sugar" option?

If you want 600 menu choices go to a Chinese restaurant. At the Auberge de MTT we limit our menu choices to ensure consistent high quality dining.

[ctdctd]

Where is the "Made with water, accompanied by milk and brown sugar" option?

[BrilloPad]

I like mine with mango chutney.

[DodgyAgent]

Best sitcom ever

[Halo Jones]

Made with coconut milk; then mix in coconut, raisins, all spice berries & sliced banana

[NickFitz]

Never touch the stuff. Breakfast is made with sausages and bacon, not oats.

[TimberWolf]

Never tried it with just water. Or salt, olives or anything but milk and sugar.

[Mich the Tester]

How do you like yours?