Swindon

[Sysman]

A 6 moth contract?

Yep. Look out for holes in the CV-

[bless 'em all]

I have had a 6 moth contract offered in Swindon starting in January and was wondering if anybody could give me some informations on this town and its environs.

Tulip-hole filled with chavs.

I have been considering buying a caravan and living in that with a view to selling it at the end of the contract because the prices of accomodations seem to be a little bit dear and I don't really want to stay in B&B.

I was wondering perhaps if there was anyone who rents rooms for a good price?

Re: Caravan. See above.

Yes, there is someone who rents a room for a good price. Now you just have to find them.

Also, things to do in general as I will sometimes be there at weekends. Are there any nice parks and places to go dogging?

Almost certainly. Please consider the local residents when doing so though.

HTH

[d000hg]

A 6 moth contract?

[DodgyAgent]

Why would he be a Romanian with a name like Hill Station Murthy?

He likes caravans?

[Hill Station Murthy]

Are you a Romanian?

No sir.

[wobbegong]

I have had a 6 moth contract offered in Swindon starting in January and was wondering if anybody could give me some informations on this town and its environs.

I have been considering buying a caravan and living in that with a view to selling it at the end of the contract because the prices of accomodations seem to be a little bit dear and I don't really want to stay in B&B.

I was wondering perhaps if there was anyone who rents rooms for a good price?

Also, things to do in general as I will sometimes be there at weekends. Are there any nice parks and places to go walking?

Oh come on. It takes more than a few incorrect plurals to sound plausible.

2/10. Must try harder.

[sasguru]

Are you a Romanian?

Why would he be a Romanian with a name like Hill Station Murthy?

[DodgyAgent]

I have had a 6 moth contract offered in Swindon starting in January and was wondering if anybody could give me some informations on this town and its environs.

I have been considering buying a caravan and living in that with a view to selling it at the end of the contract because the prices of accomodations seem to be a little bit dear and I don't really want to stay in B&B.

I was wondering perhaps if there was anyone who rents rooms for a good price?

Also, things to do in general as I will sometimes be there at weekends. Are there any nice parks and places to go walking?

Are you a Romanian?

[AlfredJPruffock]

The lights in the room dimmed as the talk turned to Swindon ...

[Mich the Tester]

Try the 'Retarded Crustacean' kebab store for an experience you'll never forget!

[DimPrawn]

Ok this is a promising start. Keep it up, Dim.

[sasguru]

Ok this is a promising start. Keep it up, Dim.

[Hill Station Murthy]

I have had a 6 moth contract offered in Swindon starting in January and was wondering if anybody could give me some informations on this town and its environs.

I have been considering buying a caravan and living in that with a view to selling it at the end of the contract because the prices of accomodations seem to be a little bit dear and I don't really want to stay in B&B.

I was wondering perhaps if there was anyone who rents rooms for a good price?

Also, things to do in general as I will sometimes be there at weekends. Are there any nice parks and places to go walking?