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My dad used to refer to the mouse as "the mole" because he knew it was a creature of some kind.Originally posted by xoggoth View PostThink I mentioned before trying to help sister over the phone about her mouse not working. After 10 minutes she told me it wasn't typing.
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Think I mentioned before trying to help sister over the phone about her mouse not working. After 10 minutes she told me it wasn't typing.
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Surely the best one isOriginally posted by xoggoth View PostWhy do people always imagine that if you are "into computers" you know absolutely everything about everything?
"I've just installed [insert piece of junk software you've never heard of] - and when I run it - it says Error 14583"
And they really expect you to know what the solution is
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And I'm sure I already posted the story about trouble-shooting the bleeping noise it was making (over the phone).
No, nothing's resting on the keyboard.
No, there's no errors on the screen - the screen's blank.
Lights? No, there's no lights - it's not switched on.
It turned out to be her alarm clock.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostIt is likely that they will use a shopping catalogue to purchase a machine that is described as 'easy-to-operate, great for first-timers' and represents very poor value for money.
alternatively they will ask the friend or relative who "knows about computers" for advice on buying one, but on seeing the pile of crap delivered you instantly realise the friend or relative hasn't a clue.
And they expect you to support that...
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yeah i built their booking and security cctv systems.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostThat's how Spacecadets managed to get off the dole.
any more posts like that and your face will end up in the local rag
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That's how Spacecadets managed to get off the dole.Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostHis sisters ran the local brothel
HTH
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostYou never lived in Norfolk?


I did. Hence the analogy.
But however disappointing this may sound, it was a joke, based on having, oh never mind!
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