Reply to: Cameron to be eaten for breakfast?

[TheFaQQer]

Phwoaarr!!

He's clearly got a thing for her:



Note the unkempt hair, undone suit jacket, and checking out the rack:

[oracleslave]

No, I think he probably wiped it on the curtains.

Phwoaarr!!

[Pondlife]

No, I think She probably wiped it on the curtains and put it back in her drawer.

FTFY

[Mich the Tester]

Do you think he'll come back with a bit of paper?

No, I think he probably wiped it on the curtains.

[TimberWolf]

Do you think he'll come back with a bit of paper?

I hope so.

[sasguru]

So, they had breakfast together and it's to be peace in our time. Horrah.
BBC News - Eurozone crisis: Cameron and Merkel stress friendship

Can't see anything going wrong now.

Do you think he'll come back with a bit of paper?

[TimberWolf]

So, they had breakfast together and it's to be peace in our time. Horrah.
BBC News - Eurozone crisis: Cameron and Merkel stress friendship

Can't see anything going wrong now.

[Mich the Tester]

Sasguru.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

As soon as he arrived in Frankfurt every tulip hit every fan and everything went bust!

Take him back, please!

[doodab]

Like who? Jeremy Clarkson?

Sasguru.

[Mich the Tester]

Like who? Jeremy Clarkson?

Yep. Or Andyw.

[DodgyAgent]

I can't put the sound on here, but it's quite amusing to see a rather stressed out little man getting very animated while nobody takes much notice of what he's saying.

Really, if you want to stop the EU, you'll need people who are a bit more convincing than Mr Fartage.

Like who? Jeremy Clarkson?

[Mich the Tester]

Here is the video of Farage...
Usually he's just very entertaining to watch insulting other MEPs and the European leaders, but this is serious stuff now, and he's not pulling any punches.

I can't put the sound on here, but it's quite amusing to see a rather stressed out little man getting very animated while nobody takes much notice of what he's saying.

Really, if you want to stop the EU, you'll need people who are a bit more convincing than Mr Fartage.

[CheeseSlice]

As Nigel farage puts it:

Failure to tackle the eurozone crisis has produced a "German-dominated Europe", UK Independence Party leader Nigel Farage has said.

He claimed that German Chancellor Angela Merkel had taken charge because of the lack of leadership by a group of men - European Commission President Jose Manuel Barroso, Economic Affairs Commissioner Olli Rehn, European Council President Herman Van Rompuy and Jean-Claude Juncker, the Luxembourg Prime Minister who is chairman of the eurozone group of EU countries.

"Who is in charge?" Mr Farage demanded during a European Parliament debate on the crisis.

"None of you have any democratic legitimacy for the roles you hold. Into this vacuum steps Angela Merkel, and we are now living in a German-dominated Europe, something this European Union was supposed to stop."

He said Europe's leaders had had the Greek Prime Minister "removed and replaced by a puppet government", and then "you decided that Silvio Berlusconi has to go and replaced him with Mario Monti, a former commissioner and fellow architect of this disaster, who is not even a member of parliament".

Here is the video of Farage...

Usually he's just very entertaining to watch insulting other MEPs and the European leaders, but this is serious stuff now, and he's not pulling any punches.

[AlfredJPruffock]

I can reveal the cabinet will consist of:

Alan Sugar
Richard Branson
Joanna Lumley
David Beckham
A woman with massive norks you've never heard of but will secretly want to win

Brilliant DH - altough surely Cliff Richard deserves a mention ?

Funny thing is a few years a go I posted a spoof UK elextion yarn here in which - rather than voting for LAB TORY LIBDEM etc you could omly vote for the UKs Banks eg Barclays NAtWest RBS etc- seems that my spoof might be getting uncomfortably close to reality - whatever you define reality to be nowadays.

[doodab]

More likley Peter Mandelson heading the new Lab-sachs alliance - the new UK technocracy.

I can reveal the cabinet will consist of:

Alan Sugar
Richard Branson
Joanna Lumley
David Beckham
A woman with massive norks you've never heard of but will secretly want to win