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Previously on "Attention Posters - RealityHack is back."

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post


    Lock up your supplies of Red Bull, I'm checking the site more than once every month now.
    Hi RH!

    You can kiss my hairy arse!

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  • realityhack
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    Guinea pigs? Ouch. It's your sordid imagination I'm more worried about.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by realityhack View Post


    Lock up your Guinea pigs, I'm a raving felchlord.


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  • realityhack
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    Lock up your supplies of Red Bull, I'm checking the site more than once every month now.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    They aren't that funny.
    I never did understand why Laurel and Hardy were funny?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    russell and MF - CUK's very own Laurel and Hardy.

    They aren't that funny.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    russell and MF - CUK's very own Dumb and Dumber.

    Harsh but fair

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  • cojak
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    russell and MF - CUK's very own Laurel and Hardy.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    im actually glad you are back RH, listen I need to discuss something with you, please be understanding about this, you know how your wife has been out a lot lately?....
    Jesus Christ MF maybe a pm would have been better?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    That won't effect me then,.
    You are my alter ego. Approximately 6000 points below me.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I've heard that any bannings automatically erase any positive rep you've got
    That won't effect me then,.

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  • russell
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bit harsh Mark.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Bit harsh Mark.
    I've heard that any bannings automatically erase any positive rep you've got

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  • mudskipper
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    Oi, RH, you coming to our Christmas shindig?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the streeyou here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR t which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I! I'll kill you RH, you hear me, kill you, you blustering baboon of sheeps testicles, do you know i could own you own you like a pimp owns his girls, im Russell you here me RUSSELL! USED TO BE KANDR WHO YOU BANNED, you jumped up pustular excuse for a human being, I've seen exrement on the street which looked better than you, yu jumped up pontificating prat who think that your better than me, me RUSSELL, or as you would know me The Man! Yeah The Man! The best poster who ever walked the entire length of CUK. I spit on your shoes, do you hear me, your shoes, yes those cheap ones from Shoesave, you scabby, warty hog. I have piles with more beauty than you, you jumped up joke. If I saw you walkign down the road, I'd kick your arse. Do you know who I am I!

    Bit harsh Mark.

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