Reply to: Martin Johnson quits

[Doggy Styles]

Oi Doggy, I've got a Mr Blatter on line 1 from Switzerland. He wants to know if you've got a moment.

I quoted what Dodgy said.

What Mr Blatter said is also a matter of record.

[DodgyAgent]

Oi Doggy, I've got a Mr Blatter on line 1 from Switzerland. He wants to know if you've got a moment.

Will he do 20%?

[Pondlife]

What Dodgy obviously mean is that the England RFU has the most players and the biggest turnover of all the nations, including New Zealand. That makes it the biggest job in the sport.

Dodgy didn't mention pressure, but that is debateable.

Oi Doggy, I've got a Mr Blatter on line 1 from Switzerland. He wants to know if you've got a moment.

[Doggy Styles]

Well I bloody well have worked in business and know how reporting lines work and have reported about multi millon pound stuffage, and have actually once had to tell the directors of a multi million pound company 'I screwed up and I'm sorry'. So I do know something about this, and I know that you are a spineless, gutless worm slithering around in a bathtub full of snot. Resign and **** off.

That was funny what Andrew said. He sets great stall by this RFU structure, which he intimated is beyond most people's comprehension.

It sounds byzantine, the quality of its components are questionable, and few know exactly what any of them are supposed to be doing, but as long as it's there the England team must be on the right track.

[Doggy Styles]

If he's going to find some cheap east-euro imports. I'd suggest Romanians.

Esteemed RFU can get best wallahs elsewhere. Teach plenty kicking and trying. All coaches share one room for plenty cheapness.

[Mich the Tester]

If he's going to find some cheap east-euro imports. I'd suggest Romanians.

Georgians please.

[Pondlife]

I think Dodgy's waiting for Fran Cotton to chuck Rob Andrew out of the window, then he can flog them a 'Director of Elite don't know what we need one of these for' AND an England Head Coach, and a forwards coach, a backs coach and all the others, in one job lot with a 20% margin.

If he's going to find some cheap east-euro imports. I'd suggest Romanians.

[DodgyAgent]

I think Dodgy's waiting for Fran Cotton to chuck Rob Andrew out of the window, then he can flog them a 'Director of Elite don't know what we need one of these for' AND an England Head Coach, and a forwards coach, a backs coach and all the others, in one job lot with a 20% margin.

Quite right I dont care who they pick as long as I get my fee

[Mich the Tester]

I think Dodgy's waiting for Fran Cotton to chuck Rob Andrew out of the window, then he can flog them a 'Director of Elite don't know what we need one of these for' AND an England Head Coach, and a forwards coach, a backs coach and all the others, in one job lot with a 20% margin.

[DodgyAgent]

What Dodgy obviously mean is that the England RFU has the most players and the biggest turnover of all the nations, including New Zealand. That makes it the biggest job in the sport.

Dodgy didn't mention pressure, but that is debateable.

Will you please write my scripts for me

[Mich the Tester]

Rob Twatface Andrew; “I’m not sure how many of you worked in business and how structures work, and how reporting lines work and how a multi-million-pound operation actually functions in terms of reporting lines.

Well I bloody well have worked in business and know how reporting lines work and have reported about multi millon pound stuffage, and have actually once had to tell the directors of a multi million pound company 'I screwed up and I'm sorry'. So I do know something about this, and I know that you are a spineless, gutless worm slithering around in a bathtub full of snot. Resign and **** off.

[Doggy Styles]

I admit to being a donkey forward and that my idea of multi-tasking is to shove, grunt and fart all at once, and I know I don't understand 'proper structures', but I do know how to cripple poncey little gelboy fly halves who refuse to take responsibility for anything.

[Doggy Styles]

Not as much pressure as All Black coach.

What Dodgy obviously mean is that the England RFU has the most players and the biggest turnover of all the nations, including New Zealand. That makes it the biggest job in the sport.

Dodgy didn't mention pressure, but that is debateable.

[Mich the Tester]

It wasn't Rob Andrews' fault. Nothing is Rob Andrews' fault. In fact, nobody within the RFU is to blame for anything.

There's a proper structure you know, and outsiders know nothing about proper structure.

I admit to being a donkey forward and that my idea of multi-tasking is to shove, grunt and fart all at once, and I know I don't understand 'proper structures', but I do know how to cripple poncey little gelboy fly halves who refuse to take responsibility for anything.

[Mich the Tester]

Not as much pressure as All Black coach.

What surprises me, if you've ever seen Martin Johnson, is he is one scary MuthaFarker. What was going on in that camp with all the shennanigans? How could he not get a lid on it?

The rest of them aren't exactly small weedy little guys either you know. Intimidation doesn't really work against high level players; if they were scared they wouldn't reach that standard.