Some twunt in the office has a loud annoying hacking cough.

[Support Monkey]

when they swallow it, rather than gob it on the pavement or in the sink, thats charm for a Bob.

provided it all goes down in one lump

Unlike the Eastern Europeans who see it as their god given right to spit on the pavement at every opportunity

[SussexSeagull]

That's what happens when you get the third degree when you are off ill and probably don't get sick pay.

[EternalOptimist]

Some of the bobs round here are suffering with colds... the amount of hocking and snorting and incessant sniffing is ******* disgusting.

What happened to the bob charm school they're supposed to go to??

when they swallow it, rather than gob it on the pavement or in the sink, thats charm for a Bob.

provided it all goes down in one lump

[MrRobin]

Some of the bobs round here are suffering with colds... the amount of hocking and snorting and incessant sniffing is ******* disgusting.

What happened to the bob charm school they're supposed to go to??

[SimonMac]

You are Suity and I claim my Five Fisherman's Friend

[NotAllThere]

Go to the gents, have a good hawk, then spit it into the sink. Then you'll feel that you're really integrated with your colleagues at the call centre.

[MarillionFan]

Every few minutes. Cough, cough, cough. Followed by a low growling as the phelegm rattles in the back of their throat. I hate to think of the germs that are being spread by this inconsiderate bastard. Everybody is going to be off ill next week.

Which means hopefully it will be nice and quiet for me as I'm the inconsiderate bastard with the cough.

Think I may go and get a lozenge.