Reply to: Employee of the week parking spots.

[Cliphead]

A gig a few years ago in Edinburgh parking was impossible but the MD's parking spot was always free as he rarely bothered to come up from London. Security guards were primed with my mobile number in case he turned up which never actually happened in the six months I was there. Sorted.

[TheFaQQer]

When people are rude to Wilmslow, he gives them their milk last.

Lovely.

Milky milky.

[Freamon]

Set your sights a little low. Could you try to get promoted to milk monitor first?

When people are rude to Wilmslow, he gives them their milk last.

[northernladyuk]

If that is not enough to secure you employee of the week I dont know what is.

Seriously - do you not have cleaners for that sort of stuff?

My old man's a contract cleaner in an office just like that. The permie cleaning manager insists that disposing of employees' property is his personal responsibility. And he makes them chant at the morning team meeting:

We are tough and we are mean.
Wilmslow's Z shift gets things clean.

[d000hg]

Seriously - do you not have cleaners for that sort of stuff?

Now you're just being silly.

[BrilloPad]

I do that job very well.

We have little fridges that people put small bottles of milk in. Does not bother me until Friday lunch when I get a sandwich at lunchtime for later in the day and need to use a fridge to keep it cool.

The amount of out of date milk cartons I chuck to make room us unbelievable....

If that is not enough to secure you employee of the week I dont know what is.

Seriously - do you not have cleaners for that sort of stuff?

[doodab]

The amount of out of date milk cartons I chuck to make room us unbelievable....

This is not the way to become head of the cheesemaking department.

[oracleslave]

He didn't say anything about having a contractor mindset.

Have you missed every episode of the Wilmslow saga for the last year during which he adopts a superior attitude towards his colleagues as if being permanent is beneath him?

[alreadypacked]

Living the dream?

[d000hg]

Why not? Because you're better than them? Because you're a contractor, not a permie? Face facts Wilmslow, you are a permie, this is exactly for people like you. You're not better than them, you are one of them. Stop trying to pretend you're a high roller just because you used to contract a few years ago and park in the damn employee spaces, assuming you're able to win employee of the month, which as you say is unlikely.

He didn't say anything about having a contractor mindset.

You on the other hand, seem to have a massive chip on your shoulder. Stop projecting your inferiority complex on Wilmslow, he's got enough already.

[FiveTimes]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

Is there a cash alternative ?

[Bunk]

I do that job very well.

We have little fridges that people put small bottles of milk in. Does not bother me until Friday lunch when I get a sandwich at lunchtime for later in the day and need to use a fridge to keep it cool.

The amount of out of date milk cartons I chuck to make room us unbelievable....

Living the dream?

[TheFaQQer]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

My last permie job had them for the sales people - sponsored by the vendors "The Epson Employee of the Month", "The Canon Employee of the Month" etc.

One of the contractors parked in one one day and got a bollocking from senior management about it.

[Wilmslow]

Set your sights a little low. Could you try to get promoted to milk monitor first?

I do that job very well.

We have little fridges that people put small bottles of milk in. Does not bother me until Friday lunch when I get a sandwich at lunchtime for later in the day and need to use a fridge to keep it cool.

The amount of out of date milk cartons I chuck to make room us unbelievable....

[BrilloPad]

We have two of them. Even in the very unlikely event I won it, I would not be parking in it.

Anyone else got anything similar?

Set your sights a little low. Could you try to get promoted to milk monitor first?