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It just wasn't very funny. You didn't even bother finding an Indian chap doing the bobbing, 1/10 for effort.
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WhooooshOriginally posted by Ruprect View Posterm, it was a visual joke based on apple bobbing

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erm, it was a visual joke based on apple bobbingOriginally posted by DeludedAussie View PostAnd if Apple was filled with contractors what do you think would have been created?
A bankrupt company and contractors fleecing shareholders.
Face it - 99% of contractors are disguised employees earning more then they could in any other industry - I blame the shareholders for not controlling costs tightly enough
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And if Apple was filled with contractors what do you think would have been created?Originally posted by Ruprect View PostI don't know if it would happen, but the outcome is likely to be something like this:

A bankrupt company and contractors fleecing shareholders.
Face it - 99% of contractors are disguised employees earning more then they could in any other industry - I blame the shareholders for not controlling costs tightly enough
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If bob worked for apple
I don't know if it would happen, but the outcome is likely to be something like this:
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