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  • vetran
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    re wtf

    PC : Good morning madam is Sid the strangler in?

    Common law wife on benefits with 16 kids (AKA slag) : No now f'off I hate you Pigs. You keep coming round here asking for SIid how many times do I have to tell you he isn't here.

    PC : Good day Madam as you know we can't enter without a search warrant or probable cause.

    Police leave

    Slag : oi Sid your breakfast is on the table.

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  • hyperD
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    Chief Inspector Graham McLaughlin, leading the operation, said: "These suspects are people who have managed to evade arrest for some time, so we have used different tactics to find them. It has been very cost-effective as it can take a lot of time and money to track people down.
    Derbyshire constabulary sent letters to dozens of suspects who had evaded detention for several months
    WTF?

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  • mudskipper
    started a topic Mmmm beer

    Mmmm beer

    Click here for free beer!

    An idea 'borrowed' from an episode of the Simpsons perhaps?
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