Woman's best friend.

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shaunbhoy replied

12 November 2011, 21:58
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I love northernladyuk.

Any photos?

Just asking!
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MaryPoppins replied

12 November 2011, 20:49
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

Pay cash up front and it's whatever tongue you like.

I love northernladyuk.
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SimonMac replied

12 November 2011, 11:56
A woman's best friends are Diamonds

A man's best frie.d is his dog

Maybe men are the dumber sex
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NotAllThere replied

12 November 2011, 06:48
A bit of a cunning linguist then.
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northernladyuk replied

11 November 2011, 23:44
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Greek lessons?

Pay cash up front and it's whatever tongue you like.
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TheFaQQer replied

11 November 2011, 20:34
Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post

I offer tuition but I'm too strict for your type.

Greek lessons?
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northernladyuk replied

11 November 2011, 19:57
Originally posted by Bwana View Post

Interesting. How good are your O-levels and A-levels?

Ha, ha!!

I offer tuition but I'm too strict for your type.
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Bwana replied

11 November 2011, 17:43
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northernladyuk replied

11 November 2011, 17:38
Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post

Was sent this, thought I would share.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that ;-)

Oooh, I could use a real man. The old man's upstairs googling IR35. Are you local? I might ask for a little consideration if you don't mind, dearie? We're struggling with the bills recently.
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Arturo Bassick started a topic Woman's best friend.

11 November 2011, 16:39
Woman's best friend.

Was sent this, thought I would share.

A real man is a woman’s best friend. He will never let her down. He will comfort her after a bad day. He will inspire her to do things she never thought she could do. He will enable her to express her deepest emotions. He will enable her to be confident, sexy, seductive and invincible …No, wait. Sorry. I’m thinking of wine. It’s wine that does all that ;-)
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