The Guilty Men (Guido's euro blog)

[xoggoth]

Hey! great! I just signed up as GOD on Twitter. Nobody else has thought of that before?

PS What a loada crap. Why does it show part of the email before the name? Just as well the email name is invented too.

[xoggoth]

Just glancing through I initially misread that as God's Euro blog. Great idea for a silly story. Ta.

PS It's a point though, why aren't God and Satan using the social media more often? What if the internet had been around in the messiah's or Muhamed's time?

[Doggy Styles]

Did we do this? Remember the National Changeover Plan?


Heseltine, Blair and Clarke


Huhne, Kinnock and Heath

One reader's comment:

When the arguments were flying around whether we should join the Euro, my wife asked me if we should and our pet parrot suddenly squawked “not to join the euro, not to join the euro, give polly a biscuit”.

I swear I never trained her to do that, and said to Pam, “there’s your answer”.

Even the f***ing parrot was more intelligent that all those w**kers above.