Reply to: BPM: Who wants it, who needs it?

[suityou01]

What's the next bandwagon you're going to jump on Billy?

I've been on this one since 2003 and will stick on it thanks.

[MarillionFan]

Heretics! Luddites!

What's the next bandwagon you're going to jump on Billy?

[suityou01]

Heretics! Luddites!

[NervousRexx]

<stares at newbie>

Was just thinking maybe the PM could be suffering with a disorder of some kind?

[suityou01]

You are too cretinous to understand it and will be replaced immediately with someone who does.

[EternalOptimist]

I hit the paste button twice...

and the bottle three times

[cojak]

I hit the paste button twice...

[MarillionFan]

You can include BPA as well if you wish, BPM is top of the pile and we just use You can include BPA as well if you wish, BPM is top of the pile and we just use the term as the over-arching concept. term as the over-arching concept.

All sounds a load of (cough bollocks) good stuff to me.

[MarillionFan]

Yeah, but can a normal BPM architect deliver 600% utilisation?

Not until he's had a slice of cake.

[cojak]

You can throw in BPA as well if you wish, BPM is top of the pile and we just use the term as the over-arching concept.

[cojak]

Are you confusing this with BPD?

<stares at newbie>

[TheFaQQer]

They are looking for a reliable BPM architect who can deliver and can work in small teams, not a pretend BPM guy who is off sick with Man Flu and paternity leave every other week.

Yeah, but can a normal BPM architect deliver 600% utilisation?

[NervousRexx]

BPM

Are you confusing this with BPD?

[Zippy]

No thanks, I'm off the lard for Lent.

Lent gets earlier every year ...

[Churchill]

Did I mention you can kiss my ass?

No thanks, I'm off the lard for Lent.