Reply to: Prezza is 'two shags'

[janey]

Janey was walking down the Main Street in Cardiff. As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Largest Sausage."

Hanging on a large hook above it, was the most enormous sausage she had ever seen. It must've been at least eight inches in diameter, and two feet long.

"That's a two-man zeppelin, not a sausage," she thought. "Oh well, I'll try anything once."

So she walked into the shop, heaved the 20 lb. monster down off the hook and, plunking it down on the counter, presented it to the shopkeeper, who immediately wrestled it onto the machine and started slicing it up.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?" cried Janey in dismay. "What do you think I am? A slot machine?"

you seriously have far too much time on your hands!

[sasguru]

Janey was walking down the Main Street in Cardiff. As she walked past the delicatessen, she glanced into the shop window. There, nestled in amongst the salami, was a sign proclaiming "Fresh from Warsaw-World's Largest Sausage."

Hanging on a large hook above it, was the most enormous sausage she had ever seen. It must've been at least eight inches in diameter, and two feet long.

"That's a two-man zeppelin, not a sausage," she thought. "Oh well, I'll try anything once."

So she walked into the shop, heaved the 20 lb. monster down off the hook and, plunking it down on the counter, presented it to the shopkeeper, who immediately wrestled it onto the machine and started slicing it up.

"Hey, what the hell are you doing?" cried Janey in dismay. "What do you think I am? A slot machine?"

[janey]

Here comes a step to far methinks.

Come and sit on my face for a couple of hours, that should sort you out.

Best offer I'd had in ages tho!

[janey]

Here comes a step to far methinks.

Come and sit on my face for a couple of hours, that should sort you out.

[The Lone Gunman]

I tell ya, if this all continues I'm going to need adamn sight more than that!

Here comes a step to far methinks.

Come and sit on my face for a couple of hours, that should sort you out.

[janey]

Hush and have a glass of wine and a head rub

I tell ya, if this all continues I'm going to need adamn sight more than that!

[janey]

I take it that the "we love Janey fan club" no longer exists

I'm starting to feel that way I have to admit!

[janey]

We don't know what Janey's like, do we? She might be one of those birds with a "nice personality".

true I could be, but then you could be one of those blokes with a chipolata and lets face it what else really matters?

*janey in size DOES matter mode*

[GBH123]

OIIIIIIIIII!!!

jeez what is it with everyone this afternoon!

I take it that the "we love Janey fan club" no longer exists

[DaveB]

OIIIIIIIIII!!!

jeez what is it with everyone this afternoon!

Hush and have a glass of wine and a head rub

[janey]

And thats just the women

OIIIIIIIIII!!!

jeez what is it with everyone this afternoon!

[sasguru]

too true!

We don't know what Janey's like, do we? She might be one of those birds with a "nice personality".

[DaveB]

Well, there are plenty of ugly tanktop wearing geeks on here desperate for some! On the positive side they do have nice personalities, come to think of it, nah, they dont.

And thats just the women

[janey]

Well, there are plenty of ugly tanktop wearing geeks on here desperate for some! On the positive side they do have nice personalities, come to think of it, nah, they dont.

too true!

[Bagpuss]

Well, there are plenty of ugly tanktop wearing geeks on here desperate for some! On the positive side they do have nice personalities, come to think of it, nah, they dont.