BPM abuse thread

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MarillionFan replied

4 November 2011, 10:36
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

If I could give more rep for MF's "Bedwetting Piss Merchant", I would.

If the catheter fits.
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Spacecadet replied

4 November 2011, 10:34
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Firstly, I think we should define BPM...

I think it means Bob's Project Manager

I think the M is for Mornington
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TheFaQQer replied

4 November 2011, 10:33
If I could give more rep for MF's "Bedwetting Piss Merchant", I would.
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d000hg replied

4 November 2011, 10:30
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

There aren't many folks on here that could comprehend it.

Too busy doing actual work. Well, that and laughing at SB.
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Churchill replied

4 November 2011, 10:25
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

See

I've finished my project, how's yours coming along?
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MarillionFan replied

4 November 2011, 10:22
Nah. Still Chinese to me.

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suityou01 replied

4 November 2011, 10:22
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

There aren't many folks on here that could comprehend it.

Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Business Process Manager?

It's ******* made up whatever it is.

No wonder these never get anything done and always bollocks up their projects, they spend all day dreaming up fancy titles.

Still, keeps 'em out of my hair!

See
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suityou01 replied

4 November 2011, 10:21
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

If you want the proper definition of BPM I would recommend that you ask a BPM expert about it.

Now if only we had a BPM expert/architect on this forum that would be quite handy.

There aren't many folks on here that could comprehend it.
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Churchill replied

4 November 2011, 10:20
Originally posted by tractor View Post

Firstly, I think we should define BPM...

I think it means Bob's Project Manager

Business Process Manager?

It's ******* made up whatever it is.

No wonder these never get anything done and always bollocks up their projects, they spend all day dreaming up fancy titles.

Still, keeps 'em out of my hair!
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MarillionFan replied

4 November 2011, 10:19
Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post

If you want the proper definition of BPM I would recommend that you ask a BPM expert about it.

Now if only we had a BPM expert/architect on this forum that would be quite handy.

Pish.
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administrator replied

4 November 2011, 10:19
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90 - 110 - Hip Hop and fairly downtempo stuff.

140 or so - house, dupstep etc.

160-175 - Junglist Massive!

Any higher than that and you are likely to be a burberry-wearing lunatic.
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fullyautomatix replied

4 November 2011, 10:19
If you want the proper definition of BPM I would recommend that you ask a BPM expert about it.

Now if only we had a BPM expert/architect on this forum that would be quite handy.
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tractor started a topic BPM abuse thread

4 November 2011, 10:13
BPM abuse thread

Firstly, I think we should define BPM...

I think it means Bob's Project Manager
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