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Previously on "Working with Bobs"
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I think this thread deserves to die. Please feel free to start a BPM thread to continue the abuse
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Waits with bated breath for a SuitYou post where he has architected a project from scratch and completed it in time and budget and got a pat on the back from the client.

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Business Process Management at a guess - but I don't think that's incompatible with your assertion.
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Bedwetting Piss MerchantOriginally posted by fullyautomatix View PostWhat the fook is a BPM architect ? Some made up terminology to denote a person who has no clue about what he is doing but still pretends to be doing everything in the team ?
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What the fook is a BPM architect ? Some made up terminology to denote a person who has no clue about what he is doing but still pretends to be doing everything in the team ?Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAs we been told numerous times he's a BPM architect
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Correct my inumerate friend.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI thought you were giving this place 2 weeks to sort themselves out or you were going to walk. I'm guessing from your posts that it hasn't go any better so are you going to stand by your decision to walk ?
One more week to go.
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Plane ticket booked to Somalia. He's going to save the starving children.Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI thought you were giving this place 2 weeks to sort themselves out or you were going to walk. I'm guessing from your posts that it hasn't go any better so are you going to stand by your decision to walk ?
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No, that one's a TV series starring the lovely George Clooney.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostEr?
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I thought you were giving this place 2 weeks to sort themselves out or you were going to walk. I'm guessing from your posts that it hasn't go any better so are you going to stand by your decision to walk ?
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I believe it's an ancient city. Often crops up in cryptic crosswords.Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostUr....? What?
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Have you bought a chador yet so you canOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostSays the Coder, UAT tester, Test manager, Management Consultant, cage fighter, tat shop owner, sledge seller.
cover your arse some more?
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