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Previously on "Working with Bobs"

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  • administrator
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    I think this thread deserves to die. Please feel free to start a BPM thread to continue the abuse

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Waits with bated breath for a SuitYou post where he has architected a project from scratch and completed it in time and budget and got a pat on the back from the client.

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  • d000hg
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    Business Process Management at a guess - but I don't think that's incompatible with your assertion.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    What the fook is a BPM architect ? Some made up terminology to denote a person who has no clue about what he is doing but still pretends to be doing everything in the team ?
    Bedwetting Piss Merchant

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    As we been told numerous times he's a BPM architect
    What the fook is a BPM architect ? Some made up terminology to denote a person who has no clue about what he is doing but still pretends to be doing everything in the team ?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    As we been told numerous times he's a BPM architect
    Different job title every thread more like.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I thought you were giving this place 2 weeks to sort themselves out or you were going to walk. I'm guessing from your posts that it hasn't go any better so are you going to stand by your decision to walk ?
    Correct my inumerate friend.

    One more week to go.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Plane ticket booked to Somalia. He's going to eat the children.
    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I thought you were giving this place 2 weeks to sort themselves out or you were going to walk. I'm guessing from your posts that it hasn't go any better so are you going to stand by your decision to walk ?
    Plane ticket booked to Somalia. He's going to save the starving children.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Er?
    No, that one's a TV series starring the lovely George Clooney.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I believe it's an ancient city. Often crops up in cryptic crosswords.
    Er?

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  • FiveTimes
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    I thought you were giving this place 2 weeks to sort themselves out or you were going to walk. I'm guessing from your posts that it hasn't go any better so are you going to stand by your decision to walk ?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    Ur....? What?
    I believe it's an ancient city. Often crops up in cryptic crosswords.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Have you bought a chador yet so you can
    cover your arse some more?
    Fail.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Says the Coder, UAT tester, Test manager, Management Consultant, cage fighter, tat shop owner, sledge seller.
    Have you bought a chador yet so you can
    cover your arse some more?

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