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Previously on "Occupy the Lake District"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
    In some circles it's considered impolite, as one of its meanings is "sexually exhausted".
    Or more literally, "my testicles are empty".

    So if you say that instead of "I'm knackered", you can see how some might raise an eyebrow.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    since when was knackered a swear word?
    In some circles it's considered impolite, as one of its meanings is "sexually exhausted".

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  • manclarky
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    it isnt, he was in drag.
    he was knickered
    Damn - you beat me to it!

    <Reminder to self>
    Read whole of thread before replying in future
    </Reminder to self>

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  • manclarky
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    since when was knackered a swear word?
    I was knickered though! They'd cut right into the crack of my ar$e

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am going to set up a tent next summer, in Keswick as a protest to the capitalist system that makes me work for my money.
    Then I plan to march on Skiddaw, or Catbells if I have a hangover

    yeah, Catbells.

    I will bring the system crashing down. oh yes.

    provided the camping and caravaning club will have me
    Lake District's a bit wet. If you make it the New Forest, I'm in.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    My favourite knots:
    • Bowline, Bowline on a bight, double bowline : Handy, easy to undo loop, multi-purpose. "King of knots"
    • Figure of eight, packers tie : Climbers knot, multi-purpose. Can be a bitch to undo
    • Taut line hitch : Campers knot, for making, err, taut lines
    • Clove hitch, Constrictor hitch : Scout's knot
    • Alpine butterfly : Climbers knot (makes a loop in a rope)
    • Truckers hitch : Good for making guitar sounds, it's makes string that taut
    • Prusik: Survivalist's knot. Climb up a rope
    • Sheet bend, double sheet bend : Easy to undo knot used to join string
    • Double Fisherman's Bend : Bastard to undo knot for joining string permanently
    • Reef knot : Housemaid's knot for wrapping parcels
    You missed the sheep shank.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    since when was knackered a swear word?
    it isnt, he was in drag.
    he was knickered

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Then I plan to march on Skiddaw, or Catbells if I have a hangover
    I was once up on the side of Skiddaw watching motorbike trials.

    Keswick is nicer than St Pauls for a demo. Wetter though.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by manclarky View Post
    I was kn*ckered
    since when was knackered a swear word?

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  • manclarky
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Then I plan to march on Skiddaw, or Catbells
    I rented a holiday flat in Keswick at Easter and got up and down Skiddaw in 4 hours! I was kn*ckered

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  • TimberWolf
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    My favourite knots:
    • Bowline, Bowline on a bight, double bowline : Handy, easy to undo loop, multi-purpose. "King of knots"
    • Figure of eight, packers tie : Climbers knot, multi-purpose. Can be a bitch to undo
    • Taut line hitch : Campers knot, for making, err, taut lines
    • Clove hitch, Constrictor hitch : Scout's knot
    • Alpine butterfly : Climbers knot (makes a loop in a rope)
    • Truckers hitch : Good for making guitar sounds, it's makes string that taut
    • Prusik: Survivalist's knot. Climb up a rope
    • Sheet bend, double sheet bend : Easy to undo knot used to join string
    • Double Fisherman's Bend : Bastard to undo knot for joining string permanently
    • Reef knot : Housemaid's knot for wrapping parcels

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  • Churchill
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    Don't be camping in the grounds of my new house!

    5 bedroom detached house for sale in Calm Waters, Bowness On Windermere, LA23

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Occupy the Lake District

    Occupy the Lake District

    I am going to set up a tent next summer, in Keswick as a protest to the capitalist system that makes me work for my money.
    Then I plan to march on Skiddaw, or Catbells if I have a hangover

    yeah, Catbells.

    I will bring the system crashing down. oh yes.

    provided the camping and caravaning club will have me

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