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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostSomething like this:
He went to the pie shop (a few thousand times)
then went to slimming world and lost all the weight gained
To avoid making the mistake slim threaded when back in time to warn fat threaded before it was too late.
This of cource means that fat threaded never existed, he never had to go to slimming worlds and so never went back in time to warn himself.
And all of this on two pedal powered time machines!
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostYou mean between the Pie Shop and Slimming World?
He went to the pie shop (a few thousand times)
then went to slimming world and lost all the weight gained
To avoid making the mistake slim threaded when back in time to warn fat threaded before it was too late.
This of cource means that fat threaded never existed, he never had to go to slimming worlds and so never went back in time to warn himself.
And all of this on a pedal powered time machine!
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Originally posted by malvolio View PostReally haven't been paying attetnion in class, have you...
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWhat happened to the substantially well-upholstered one?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOf course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.
You're supposed to actually change the quote when doing a FTFY
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostOf course it didn't, he's more of a fantasist than Sasguru.
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