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I had similar on a trip in the US. Sat behind two women on a Greyhound and after a while got chatting. All went normally for about two hours when all of a sudden one of them said 'you know they have aliens in Area 51. I've seen them etc etc' .Her friend, mortified with hand over eyes and head bent said out load to her friend 'Oh for fooks sake'Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostStill, as long as he's not got violent tendencies, is believing aliens are transmitting musical messages directly into his brain (etc) any worse than Blair receiving messages from God?
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Still, as long as he's not got violent tendencies, is believing aliens are transmitting musical messages directly into his brain (etc) any worse than Blair receiving messages from God?
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Wow, click on the link - "How I became a hospital bed-blocker". My mind is well and truly boggled
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I'm not joking, he blames his tight ar*e on the 'dark force'
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Pleiades. What's odd about that?
Well known that. They sometimes bram messages directly to me, telling me to kill prostitutes but I tend to ignore them, plus it's much better now with the tin foil hat though.
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Empower yourself for self actualization and self healing, and to resolve for yourself emotional and 'mental health' issues and troubles with addictions, habits, compulsions, fixations, attachments, dark force interferences, 'voices' and troublesome 'entities'
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2 questions;
1) do you have a linky to the site
2) does it have a forum ;-)
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Odd Hitchhiker
Picked up this old guy at Cheriton Bishop on the A30 a couple of weeks back. Was on his way to the North Cornwall Coast to do a bit of hiking.
Said he was a self realised musician. Didn't really know what one of those was but he was busy telling me & it was all going in one ear and out the other....
...until he turned to me and said that all his musical compositions are transmitted to him by an ancient civilisation living in the Pleiades constellation. Oh dear. And at that point I'm alone with him in the middle of Bodmin Moor and it's dark. Thank God I didn't know as much about him then as I did after I went and had a look at his website
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