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janey replied

25 April 2006, 16:23
Originally posted by threaded

Was that to janey?

OI!!!

grrrrr
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DaveB replied

25 April 2006, 14:17
Originally posted by sasguru

A little like that French tramp I saw on the Metro. Luckily I was on the far end of the carriage, but it was amusing to watch people trying to get away before the finale ...

Or this chap in New York. Got caught cos the woman he was exposing himself to had a camera phone with her
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sasguru replied

25 April 2006, 14:13
Originally posted by threaded

Epicurus was know to crack one off in public if the mood so took him.

(That tidbit of information is still known in this time period, or has it been lost?)

A little like that French tramp I saw on the Metro. Luckily I was on the far end of the carriage, but it was amusing to watch people trying to get away before the finale ...
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threaded replied

25 April 2006, 14:05
Originally posted by Fleetwood

What??? Eating it after??? Woman's work, is that.

Epicurus was know to crack one off in public if the mood so took him.

(That tidbit of information is still known in this time period, or has it been lost?)
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sasguru replied

25 April 2006, 14:02
Originally posted by threaded

There's cracking one of and being epicurean about it.

Practice makes perfect
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Fleetwood replied

25 April 2006, 14:02
Originally posted by threaded

There's cracking one of and being epicurean about it.

What??? Eating it after??? Woman's work, is that.
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Mordac replied

25 April 2006, 13:59
Originally posted by sasguru

And I suppose you've never cracked one off in your life?

Dunno what you mean
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threaded replied

25 April 2006, 13:58
There's cracking one of and being epicurean about it.
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sasguru replied

25 April 2006, 13:56
Originally posted by Mordac

Nope, Sasguru - I've edited for clarity.

And I suppose you've never cracked one off in your life?
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Fleetwood replied

25 April 2006, 13:55
Originally posted by NoddY

"spelling mistake" not "spelling-mistake"?

The jury's out
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MrsGoof replied

25 April 2006, 13:54
Originally posted by privateeye

When in the the building trade many many years ago I drove a yellow ex telecom van and had to every day go over the severn bridge. I picked up work mates on the way and they would lie down in the back so out of sight. One day a jerk in a merc came speeding up behind me flashing lights hand signals etc etc. Didn't think anything of it until we got to the queue at the severn bridge, the 2 workmates in the back thought they would get out and stretch their legs whilst we queued up to pay. The driver of the merc and his passenger who pulled up immediately behind must have thought they were coming for them and jumped out of their car and ran for it - just left the car on the M4.
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Mordac replied

25 April 2006, 13:53
Nope, Sasguru - I've edited for clarity.
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MrsGoof replied

25 April 2006, 13:53
OH,

It was the Hoggs Back so eyes open 2nite

I get paid to write it not copmile it!
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privateeye replied

25 April 2006, 13:53
When in the the building trade many many years ago I drove a yellow ex telecom van and had to every day go over the severn bridge. I picked up work mates on the way and they would lie down in the back so out of sight. One day a jerk in a merc came speeding up behind me flashing lights hand signals etc etc. Didn't think anything of it until we got to the queue at the severn bridge, the 2 workmates in the back thought they would get out and stretch their legs whilst we queued up to pay. The driver of the merc and his passenger who pulled up immediately behind must have thought they were coming for them and jumped out of their car and ran for it - just left the car on the M4.
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threaded replied

25 April 2006, 13:52
Originally posted by Mordac

And you should know...

Was that to janey?
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