Re: hattra - No contract in two years
OMG Xog, I am so so sorry. I didn't realise it was you !
I was trying out a new camouflage jacket on Bodmin Moor, as part of an MOD project I was working on.
Suddenly this crazed guy comes out of the gorse with a mad glint in his eye and I just panicked and ate his boxers and legged it.
That's when i discovered I actually liked the texture of nylon, and when I came across a solitary tent, I just couldn't help myself.
Ps...I was also the dog that you kicked for pi55ing on your van's nearside wheel in Lincoln in 1992. Thanks a bunch !
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
Don't really fancy sheep. I think this stems from the time when I was camping on Bodmin Moor and tried to catch one. Almost succeeded but it ate my boxers and ran off. I think it had Schizoid personality disorder. It seemed very humourless and distant to me. Then I couldn't find my tent.
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
1410 autocoder .NET
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
I don't know anything about it or if it has a future - I just guessed there'd be something so did a search.
I'm still trying to find a working development platform for 1410 autocoder .NET
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
fiddle,
Thanks, I stand corrected - I'd forgotten about ASNA - they're usually a couple of years ahead of IBM (IBM have incorporated quite a lot of ASNA code into their own products in the past).
I don't know how widespread the usage is, but it could have a future - there's a lot of RPG shops out there (and iSeries machines make pretty decent servers - mind you, for what they cost, they should!)
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
> they don't do an RPG.NET
www2.asna.com/showtext.aspx?fn=infodocs/info_avr_01.html
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
Yeah - might have to do that, unfortunately they don't do an RPG.NET, so I might not be that convincing
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
you run into problems with not having enough experience in the skillset
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Guest repliedyou should give dotnot a go.
as we all know, it's the future. it's easy to set yourself up with a dev environment and take it from there. see how far you can get on your own. there are several very good websites that support the platform where you can pick up everything you need to be a guru.
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
why is that? you seem like an intelligent bloke. how on earth do you cope?
I'd like to retrain (.NET would do me ), but then you run into problems with not having enough experience in the skillset, and the money you spend on training is wasted.
As for coping, well, Mrs. Hattra works, I've driven a taxi and stretch limos, done the Christmas Post and I get the occasional day's PC work, usually removing viruses or installing broadband.
Careful Xog - I live near you - I might have to come over and sort you out - might not recognise you, but your goat's a dead giveaway (I bet you live around Nutley - all those free-range sheep, eh!)
Congrats on the contract BTW
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
Just you wait till Friday hattra, I won't half sneer at you, you loser.
I didn't have a significant contract for over three and have now got one without even looking, so don't believe all that washed up after six months crap that some here peddle.
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Guest repliedRe: hattra - No contract in two years
The melting of the winter snow generally brings an upsurge in attacks, our correspondent says, but this fighting season has so far seen many more incidents than expected.
Spod.
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Guest repliedhattra - No contract in two years
8o
why is that? you seem like an intelligent bloke. how on earth do you cope?
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Guest repliedprobably all for 15k too!
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Guest replied3 must be remotely developed
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