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Previously on "Legalised prostitution coming to UK for old rich contractors"

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Any two for one offers?
    BOGOF

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Any two for one offers?
    I can see the munters going into a reverse auction at the end of the night so they don't leave empty handed.

    So not only is beer helping ugly people get laid, now money will too.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well lets see how your appraisal goes shall we?
    Hopefully it will go better than he hopes:
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...ou-all-up.html

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    As you say, prostitution:




    Expensive too:
    Often it's as high as $500 (£313) per date.
    Any two for one offers?

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well lets see how your appraisal goes shall we?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Urine fine form today Mich!
    Oh I shouldn't take the credit; my information's based on a leak from their head office.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    You need to concentrate on getting value for money ;-)

    Oi CM! I want a payrise!
    Well lets see how your appraisal goes shall we?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    They might have to slash their rates as there's a recession on.

    Urine fine form today Mich!

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  • PAH
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I think that is for water sports
    I remember so innocently dancing to Scatman John in my youth.


    Scatman John - I'm a Scatman - YouTube



    Scat singing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I think that is for water sports
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Thats Spray as you Go
    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Or pee as you go

    They might have to slash their rates as there's a recession on.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Thats Spray as you Go
    Or pee as you go

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    I think that is for water sports
    Thats Spray as you Go

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    At 2, 3 or even 4 dates a month it's probably still cheaper than marriage
    You need to concentrate on getting value for money ;-)

    Oi CM! I want a payrise!

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Fill yer boots...


    Pay As You Go.
    I think that is for water sports

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    Are you sure that is right?
    *snigger*

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