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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:47
Originally posted by zeitghost

Yes. I've read about that operation...

no operation need... a DIY approach is just celibacy (kind of) for 2.5 years
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:42
Originally posted by Jakes Daddy

No, but I have a stable you can sleep in. You are a heavily pregnant virgin aren't you ?

well I'm not pregnant but I'm a born again virgin... does that count?
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:42
Originally posted by zeitghost

I live 40 miles from Cardiff...

I'll still let you come buy me a drink tho to welcome me to wales!

(was that smooth or what?! )
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Jakes Daddy replied

25 April 2006, 15:41
Originally posted by janey

no room at the inn for little ol' janey

No, but I have a stable you can sleep in. You are a heavily pregnant virgin aren't you ?
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:41
Originally posted by zeitghost

I live 40 miles from Cardiff...

well that's no damn use! pah!
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:39
Originally posted by zeitghost

I've got a spare room, but it's full of computers and not in the bay area...

no room at the inn for little ol' janey
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:35
Originally posted by zeitghost

It might be, I couldn't possibly comment...

don't suppose you've got a spare room in the bay area have you!?
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DaveB replied

25 April 2006, 15:35
Originally posted by janey

oh blimey, don't tell me cardiff is infested with giant green lizards?!

Only when they dredge the bay
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:34
Originally posted by zeitghost

Not like that we don't, lovely, there's tidy then.

oh blimey, don't tell me cardiff is infested with giant green lizards?!
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:30
Originally posted by DaveB

As soon as I've swapped the Gin for a bottle of Vodka

going to need it if these pedantic sods keep picking on me!
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:30
Originally posted by Jakes Daddy

When will you be arrive ?
What sort of broken English is that ? (but then you did say you are moving to Cardiff - maybe that is how the Welsh speak ?)

JD in "fleetwood / sasguru / Comprehensive School English Language teacher" mode !

grrrrrrrrr don't you start or you go on the grrr list too!
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DaveB replied

25 April 2006, 15:29
Originally posted by janey

ew no to the G&T (substitute with voddy or wine and you're on a winner) and a definitely yes, yes, yes to the massage. When will you be arrive to administer my medicine?

As soon as I've swapped the Gin for a bottle of Vodka
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janey replied

25 April 2006, 15:29
Originally posted by sasguru

There is an intimate link between poor grammar and spelling, and bad customer service: generally falling standards.
Seriously, though, we would all be in a constant hypertensive state if we allowed poor customer service to get to us. It's now the norm, not the exception. So try a Zen approach.

I'm usually very good with my spelling, honest!
my grammar could do with improving but I'm trying

and I think a couple of glasses of wine (as opposed to zen) tonight will undo any damage the poor customer service has done
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Jakes Daddy replied

25 April 2006, 15:28
Originally posted by janey

ew no to the G&T (substitute with voddy or wine and you're on a winner) and a definitely yes, yes, yes to the massage. When will you be arrive to administer my medicine?

When will you be arrive ?
What sort of broken English is that ? (but then you did say you are moving to Cardiff - maybe that is how the Welsh speak ?)

JD in "fleetwood / sasguru / Comprehensive School English Language teacher" mode !
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sasguru replied

25 April 2006, 15:25
There is an intimate link between poor grammar and spelling, and bad customer service: generally falling standards.
Seriously, though, we would all be in a constant hypertensive state if we allowed poor customer service to get to us. It's now the norm, not the exception. So try a Zen approach.
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