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Previously on "Black Peas and Parkin on Bommy Neet!!"

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    It's only 47 miles to home yet here in Yorkieland they don't have Black Peas or Parkin on Bonfire Night and I'm starting to get the hump..

    Black peas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkin_(cake)

    I've sent orders out to all my family back home but last year was totally let down. Two years without any...
    Considering that "Parkin" is made in Yorkshire all year round, how come none for bommy night?

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Savages. Black peas are essential. Served, of course, with so much vinegar that they form a crust on the top.
    ftfy

    Hmmm, black peas...

    Oi CM, we need some black peas for bommy night! 4 kilo should do!

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by Pork Belly
    Some hot Vimto to go with your black peas?

    Prices a bit dear....

    Can get beer at £1.40 a pint here in Yorkieland, it's pants tho, Sam Smiths...

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  • stek
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    I am pleased to report the Black Peas have arrived in Yorkshire without any customs charges or any banditry at the border at Todmorden. Last time I lost several Black Puddings and a cache of Carrs Pasties....

    One pea fell on the floor on first gander, took ages to find it but it has been safely recovered, don't worry, we do have an ongoing full one hundred percent Black Pea quota situation...

    Tonight, we soak our peas, for tomorrow we do battle, steeping them, steeping them, and steeping them again. Steeping to the left of us, steeping to right.....

    God I'm so excited I'm getting a chubby-on!

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  • thunderlizard
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    Yuck! That's the first time I've seen some in daylight.

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  • stek
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    2lbs of Black Peas on their way from Bolton to Leeds right now - better watch out for Black Pea Bandits....

    W00t!!

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  • Alf W
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    That reminds me, I need to feed the cats.

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  • Alf W
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    Sounds utterly disgusting. That sounds like the sort of muck a cockney would eat.

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  • stek
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Savages. Black peas are essential. Served, of course, with so much vinegar that they make you sort of light headed.
    And in a polystyrene cup with a plastic spoon...

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  • thunderlizard
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    Savages. Black peas are essential. Served, of course, with so much vinegar that they make you sort of light headed.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    The locals, mostly.
    I've heard the women are hot.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Never been to Yorkshire. Heading up in the morning for a week.

    Anything to be wary of?
    The locals, mostly.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Never been to Yorkshire. Heading up in the morning for a week.

    Anything to be wary of?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by stek View Post
    It's only 47 miles to home yet here in Yorkieland they don't have Black Peas or Parkin on Bonfire Night and I'm starting to get the hump..

    Black peas - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkin_(cake)

    I've sent orders out to all my family back home but last year was totally let down. Two years without any...
    They're far more civilised in Yorkshire, you get pie and gravy instead.

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