Have you got poo on your phone?

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TimberWolf replied

14 October 2011, 16:00
Which makes of phone are the tulipest?
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SneakySimon replied

14 October 2011, 15:48
Phone 2

oh, and I am a midlander working in london - best of both worlds!!
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SneakySimon replied

14 October 2011, 15:47
Phone

Must admit, during a good clear out session, I always play on my iPhone. During the clear up operation, the crotch of my pants offers a perfect hammock to hold the phone.

Had to laugh the other day, fresh from said hammock my idiot manager started derising the general Apple / iPhone, picking mine up to cast her beady eyes over..........if only she knew where it had just been resting.
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russell replied

14 October 2011, 14:58
Originally posted by northernladuk View Post

BBC News - Now wash your hands - and your mobile

So if a Londoner in Birmingham offers to shake your hand after lending you his phone you have a good chance you are gonna have a case of the trots later!
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Dirty Southerners
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northernladuk started a topic Have you got poo on your phone?

14 October 2011, 14:56
Have you got poo on your phone?

BBC News - Now wash your hands - and your mobile

They found 16% of phones and 16% of hands harboured E. coli (Escherichia coli), bacteria which inhabit the human intestines.

The largest proportion of contaminated phones was in Birmingham (41%) while Londoners were caught with the highest proportion of E. coli present on hands (28%).

So if a Londoner in Birmingham offers to shake your hand after lending you his phone you have a good chance you are gonna have a case of the trots later!
Nice
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