Reply to: Piss bags

[petergriffin]

Bloody Brussels bureaucrats!

[gricerboy]

Why not pee out of the windows in true PA style?

If you wait until you are passing through a station you can have a real laugh

[BrilloPad]

So you say you are a train driver who, when working while drunk, you piss on the floow of the drivers cabin.

Classy

He could be a train engineer?

[ThomasSoerensen]

The trains I go to work on have toilets but they are rarely operational anyway, to the point that I have written in to complain.

It's not always easy getting home on an hour's train ride, after a big drinking session, and trying to hold your p1ss in all the way. I have on many occasions just unzipped, popped out and relieved myself on the cabin floor.... I mean like what's a man gonna do if the toilets are out of order?

So you say you are a train driver who, when working while drunk, you piss on the floow of the drivers cabin.

Classy

[BrilloPad]

I mean like what's a man gonna do if the toilets are out of order?

Why do you think they put windows in trains?

[ChimpMaster]

The trains I go to work on have toilets but they are rarely operational anyway, to the point that I have written in to complain.

It's not always easy getting home on an hour's train ride, after a big drinking session, and trying to hold your p1ss in all the way. I have on many occasions just unzipped, popped out and relieved myself on the cabin floor.... I mean like what's a man gonna do if the toilets are out of order?

[Arturo Bassick]

Apparently the conductor's tiny little room or the driver's cabin was to be opened to accomodate passengers seeking relief, but the trade unions objected to their members' workplaces being used for such activities. Rarely do I agree with trade unions, but I think they have a point on this one.

I agree there.

Another thought... Just what does one do with the full container? Surely there would have to be some form of hygienic disposal area and washing facilities?

[Mich the Tester]

They were showing similar on German TV this weekend. The funnel part is shaped for female use.

My main question was WHERE would one use this item if the train has no bog? Fine if you are sat alone but if you are on a crowded train.....

Apparently the conductor's tiny little room or the driver's cabin was to be opened to accomodate passengers seeking relief, but the trade unions objected to their members' workplaces being used for such activities. Rarely do I agree with trade unions, but I think they have a point on this one.

[Arturo Bassick]

They were showing similar on German TV this weekend. The funnel part is shaped for female use.

My main question was WHERE would one use this item if the train has no bog? Fine if you are sat alone but if you are on a crowded train.....

[TimberWolf]

Anyway didn't it say bog stops were only 10 minutes apart?

[Mich the Tester]

What if you need a dump?

Exactly the same question was asked in Dutch parliament yesterday by an opposition MP; no answer was forthcoming from the minister.

[psychocandy]

What if you need a dump?

[SneakySimon]

Ladies

Would love to see women trying to use it while on a swaying train!

Also, wonder if I was desperate, I could have a sneaky dump?

[TimberWolf]

I find it ironic that these "sprinter trains" are actally the slow ones that stop everywhere. The slightly faster ones are called sneltreins

The new sprinter trains will piss all over the sneltrains now.

[Mich the Tester]

I find it ironic that these "sprinter trains" are actally the slow ones that stop everywhere. The slightly faster ones are called sneltreins

less slow