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Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHow long can a cat heart pump fibreglass resin round its veins?
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postfair enough, but you dont have to wait till they're dead for that
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostOr you can solidify the cat with fibre glass resin and use the arse as a pencil sharpener
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostTake the cats bum and preserve it in vinegar or something, then attach it to a candy floss stick. The next time the missus gets narky because you are having a beer, surfing pron, or doing a fart, hold it up and say 'thats you that is, cat-bum-face'
Or you can solidify the cat with fibre glass resin and use the arse as a pencil sharpener
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Take the cats bum and preserve it in vinegar or something, then attach it to a candy floss stick. The next time the missus gets narky because you are having a beer, surfing pron, or doing a fart, hold it up and say 'thats you that is, cat-bum-face'
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I think Simon just wants to be able to say he's eaten pussy at 46 and it not be a lie.
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the eye-balls are useful if you wrap them in cling film, to keep them fresh then glue them to the middle of your drive. They will help you find your way in the dark, I did it with my last four deceased mogs,
I call them 'Cats Eyes'
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostHe might want to learn how to spell recipes in the first instance
My mis-spelling was deliberate, honest
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