Reply to: Cat Recipie's

[SimonMac]

I have a recipe for Kitten-Tikka Massala

Couldn't Chicken Kitten Massala be better?

[suityou01]

Come across some unexpected cat meat, anyone know of some good recipes?

I have a recipe for Kitten-Tikka Massala

[TimberWolf]

The cat looks like it's thinking, "Oh here we go again. Dullsville".

[DimPrawn]

That kitten's face!

[EternalOptimist]

How long can a cat heart pump fibreglass resin round its veins?

Obviously it's only applied to the sharpening bit, underneath the handle

[MarillionFan]

[Churchill]

fair enough, but you dont have to wait till they're dead for that

How long can a cat heart pump fibreglass resin round its veins?

[TestMangler]

fair enough, but you dont have to wait till they're dead for that

You must use really soft pencils

[EternalOptimist]

Or you can solidify the cat with fibre glass resin and use the arse as a pencil sharpener

fair enough, but you dont have to wait till they're dead for that

[TestMangler]

Take the cats bum and preserve it in vinegar or something, then attach it to a candy floss stick. The next time the missus gets narky because you are having a beer, surfing pron, or doing a fart, hold it up and say 'thats you that is, cat-bum-face'

Or you can solidify the cat with fibre glass resin and use the arse as a pencil sharpener

[EternalOptimist]

Take the cats bum and preserve it in vinegar or something, then attach it to a candy floss stick. The next time the missus gets narky because you are having a beer, surfing pron, or doing a fart, hold it up and say 'thats you that is, cat-bum-face'

[d000hg]

I think Simon just wants to be able to say he's eaten pussy at 46 and it not be a lie.

[EternalOptimist]

the eye-balls are useful if you wrap them in cling film, to keep them fresh then glue them to the middle of your drive. They will help you find your way in the dark, I did it with my last four deceased mogs,

I call them 'Cats Eyes'

[TestMangler]

He might want to learn how to spell recipes in the first instance

My mis-spelling was deliberate, honest

[Churchill]

Cat recipie's are recipies belonging to a cat

I assume that is not what you meant

He might want to learn how to spell recipes in the first instance