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Previously on "Tattoos"

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  • minestrone
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    "I have seen Mark Twain this golden morning"

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I have seen the world's most tatooed man when I was sailing. Went past the boat in a kayack.

    spotted

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    One assumes these people are independently wealthy.

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  • minestrone
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    I have seen the world's most tatooed man when I was sailing. Went past the boat in a kayack.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
    Cleverly executed, but ridiculous. He's going to spend enough time really looking like that without taking on the look while he's alive.

    Also, I can't see it working too well when he smiles; he'll look like the 'Alien', a little mouth full of teeth inside a bigger mouth full of teeth.
    At least he will be easy to lead to his cell, like a bull.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    On benefits perchance????
    Cleverly executed, but ridiculous. He's going to spend enough time really looking like that without taking on the look while he's alive.

    Also, I can't see it working too well when he smiles; he'll look like the 'Alien', a little mouth full of teeth inside a bigger mouth full of teeth.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    I don't agree, the picture below is 3 months after I had a Henna done in Greece, my son had a smaller one which did the same. Never again for me and I would advise anyone else not to as well.

    Nasty. I meant more sensible than getting a permanent tattoo, not more sensible than no tattoo at all.

    3 months is early days , so you may be okay yet.

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  • Churchill
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Do you mean Churchill managed to work out the combination of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V in succession to be able to post a 'rather long one'.

    Just because someone can transcribe the letters placed in front of them by someone else doesn't mean they can read or write.
    I merely asked Minestrone whether or not what he had posted about Winston Churchill was a "fact". Knowing how Minestrone likes to regale us all with his many degrees I thought I'd question his knowledge or lack thereof.

    Oh well.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    On benefits perchance????
    He'd be a good care assistant. Or nursery nurse perhaps.

    Edit: At least it detracts from the acne.

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  • MarillionFan
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    On benefits perchance????
    Last edited by MarillionFan; 5 October 2011, 22:41.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Errrrrr not wanting to get in the way of a bit of - did you read Churchills previous posts and particularly the rather long one........?

    Only asking
    Do you mean Churchill managed to work out the combination of Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V in succession to be able to post a 'rather long one'.

    Just because someone can transcribe the letters placed in front of them by someone else doesn't mean they can read or write.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Pork Belly
    How about just bacon and eggs?

    How about something like: 3D Perspective Street Drawings

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    They are beans now you say, they have the look of cranial arse grapes but I am not one for the fried food breakfast.
    Well that's my weekend treat ruined. Just some toast for me, I think.

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  • minestrone
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Beans?

    Edit: I don't know why you are asking. Do you have a fried bread fetish?
    They are beans now you say, they have the look of cranial arse grapes but I am not one for the fried food breakfast.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    What is the red stuff in between the sausage and the egg?

    Why am I even asking that question?
    Beans?

    Edit: I don't know why you are asking. Do you have a fried bread fetish?

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