The decline of civilization as we know it

[MarillionFan]

When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?

It depends on where you fly out from?

If it's up North like Manchester/Newcastle then yes, it's full of fat dribbling Fat Slags in ill fitting clothes
If it's down south like Exeter/Bristol it's full of cretinous drooling six fingered benefit scroungers
and if you fly out of say, Heathrow and Gatwick then it's full of fake tanned, blonde haired bimbos with fake boobs.

Oh.

[TimberWolf]

British women are getting fatter, perhaps you should try a different airline.

[sasguru]

Good looking get flown in 1st Class on BA .

HTH

Thanks.

[AtW]

When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?

Good looking get flown in 1st Class on BA or NetJets.

HTH

[sasguru]

... has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?

Well it certainly goes up when you enter the airport.

[Paddy]

When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?

Only in Europe

[doodab]

If you're spending £1 on a single ticket with easyjet don't expect any frills.

For 600 notes with BA I expect top totty. I don't do the orange peril.

[Pondlife]

When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?

If you're spending £1 on a single ticket with easyjet don't expect any frills.

[doodab]

When I was younger I was always struck by the general level of attractiveness of women in airports. As I've aged I cannot help but notice how standards have slipped. Have I simply become fussier or has the airside tubby munter ratio really skyrocketed as I seem to think?