The offical "CUK thread posting guidance" thread

[Clippy]

Will this be classed as another flounce?

No.

SY01 has started a new contract which, in week one, is already going bed-pan shaped.

Hence, he is un-able to find the time to post on here.

However, he's trying to sell it as a 'flounce'.

Attention seeking flounce FAIL.

Now, who deleted my thread about scotch eggs?

[MarillionFan]

If this is the case then I have over reacted

Perhaps some time away fro CUK is in order

[Troll]

Perhaps some time away fro CUK is in order

Will this be classed as another flounce?

[Clippy]

If this is the case then I have over reacted again.

Perhaps some time away fro CUK is in order

FTFY.

[suityou01]

Your nargis kebab thread is alive and well AFAIK. Although I am surprised that you are after eating them

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...is-kebabs.html

If this is the case then I have over reacted

Perhaps some time away fro CUK is in order

[cojak]

Yes - the thread was one being a little rude about suity's creation.

I shouldn't have started the disappearing thread thread - it would have probably gone unnoticed. I blame it on a) being bored b) being under the weather, hence an early start on a wee medicinal something. (Sorry Cojak et al. )

I think the forum guidelines are clear - threads set up purely to have a go at another poster are a no-no. There is a line between the parody threads that are a CUK tradition and threads that abuse that format to be downright nasty.

You're spot on k2p2.

(get well soon...)

[mudskipper]

Your nargis kebab thread is alive and well AFAIK. Although I am surprised that you are after eating them

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...is-kebabs.html

Yes - the thread was one being a little rude about suity's creation.

I shouldn't have started the disappearing thread thread - it would have probably gone unnoticed. I blame it on a) being bored b) being under the weather, hence an early start on a wee medicinal something. (Sorry Cojak et al. )

I think the forum guidelines are clear - threads set up purely to have a go at another poster are a no-no. There is a line between the parody threads that are a CUK tradition and threads that abuse that format to be downright nasty.

[doodab]

Your nargis kebab thread is alive and well AFAIK. Although I am surprised that you are after eating them

http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...is-kebabs.html

[suityou01]

Right, Nargis kebabs are a definate no - no, ok? You have been warned ok?

So what makes a good thread on here?

"My lunch" threads are welcomed.

Piles, again, ok.

MOT failures welcome.

Questions about which famous females you would shag are most definitely acceptable.

Recipes are ok (so long as they are not about Nargis kebabs - see point 1)

Stories about your fictional wealth are ok.

Stories about tulipting yourself in public are again ok.





Try as I might I cannot see a pattern.

Perhaps we could get a definitive answer in this thread?

What threads would you like to see in the near future, after all, it is YOUR CUK?

All the best