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wobbegong replied

16 September 2011, 07:35
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Isn't that where incest is compulsary?

Yes, that's the place. They also throw bread at helicopters.
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BrilloPad replied

16 September 2011, 06:45
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Indeed. It is in the middle of Lincolnshire

Isn't that where incest is compulsary?
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BA to the Stars replied

15 September 2011, 15:01
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Yes we are sure - DodgyAgent has got mates.

HTH

FTFY
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DodgyAgent replied

15 September 2011, 14:29
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Yes we are sure - DodgyAgent's mate has got kids.

HTH

Or at least knows how to make them
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AtW replied

15 September 2011, 14:27
Originally posted by eek View Post

Are we sure his mate isn't actually Wilmslow?

Yes we are sure - DodgyAgent's mate has got kids.

HTH
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eek replied

15 September 2011, 14:23
Originally posted by jmo21 View Post

Sounds like your mate is the "Wilmslow".

Are we sure his mate isn't actually Wilmslow?
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jmo21 replied

15 September 2011, 14:21
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I am going to my god daughters 21st at the weekend and the parents had arranged a B&B for us to stay in. I told them I didnt want it, rang the pub up and cancelled. My friend had insisted I call them and said that he had other guests who wanted the room, so really no problem apart from a bit of name changing. He then texts me and says that the pub are "very unhappy". he didnt need to tell me that but he and his wife cannot help themselves but to make everyone around them feel guilty and uncomfortable, so this is not an isolated incident. So I sent him a text saying "tulip happens" and no doubt he and his wife will "kick off" when we see them.

How am I doing Wilmslow?

Sounds like your mate is the "Wilmslow".
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Mich the Tester replied

15 September 2011, 13:39
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

A shag is a shag no matter what you prefix it with. You of all people should know that

Even a Euroshag?
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Churchill replied

15 September 2011, 13:25
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

A shag is a shag no matter what you prefix it with. You of all people should know that

I don't know what you're talking about...
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DodgyAgent replied

15 September 2011, 13:23
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I'd heard you'd been reduced to a sympathy shag.

So sad for such a once proud man...

A shag is a shag no matter what you prefix it with. You of all people should know that
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Churchill replied

15 September 2011, 13:09
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

I will of course be having to fight her friends off come saturday night

I'd heard you'd been reduced to a sympathy shag.

So sad for such a once proud man...
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DodgyAgent replied

15 September 2011, 13:03
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

If you'd been accused of shagging your God daughter then 10/10 and a gold star!

I will of course be having to fight her friends off come saturday night
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DodgyAgent replied

15 September 2011, 13:02
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Er - Why was a B&B booked for you, and why do the pub have a problem if the rooms are full anyway?

Sounds very strange......

Indeed. It is in the middle of Lincolnshire
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TestMangler replied

15 September 2011, 10:22
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

If you'd been caught shagging your God daughter then 10/10 and a gold star!

FTFY
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Bunk replied

15 September 2011, 10:03
Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post

Er - Why was a B&B booked for you, and why do the pub have a problem if the rooms are full anyway?

Sounds very strange......

Don't you ******* start! None of your stories make any sense!
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