Originally posted by Old Greg
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Toddler Business Planning
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Toddler Business Planning"
Collapse
-
My two year old asked how many magic beans? What's the projection for this year, next year and the year after and what is her valuation?
-
I would expect a H&S assessment of climbing the beanstalk too not to mention an analysis the carbon footprint of this project.
Apart from that it seems on a par with SKA.
Leave a comment:
-
"we can't buy that because we need the money for something else"
"don't worry, we can get some more money from the money shop"
Leave a comment:
-
Toddler Business Planning
One for all you mumsnet fans.
My little girl is just 3 and is appalled that her Daddy now has a proper contract and isn't going to be working at home 3 days per week and off the rest of the time.
Her alternative business planning consists of:
1. She will take Puss to market.
2. She will swap him for some magic beans.
3. She will steal Puss back.
4. She will bring Puss and magic beans home.
5. She will throw magic beans out of the window.
6. She will climb magic beanstalk.
7. The giant will be friendily and will give her a giant gold coin.
8. We can buy food for dindins.
9. Daddy doesn't have to work anymore.
Unfortunately she failed to complete the correct template, and did not (to my satisfaction) identify a key risk around the friendiliness of the giant, so I had to reject the plan.Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Umbrella, PEO/GPP, or salaried EOR. Which is up 153% in 2026? Aug 6 08:43
- Outside IR35 isn’t making a comeback in 2026/27 — it’s something more complex Aug 5 04:55
- Why contractors keep putting off their pension (and why I'm one of them) Aug 4 02:43
- HMRC loan charge settlement offer: 3 things to check before you sign Aug 3 07:41
- HMRC standstill agreements extended to 72 months: why the term's doubled, and what to check before signing Jul 31 05:53
- Who owns the loans? Inside the mystery of the loan charge recall scandal Jul 30 06:20
- Umbrella company winding-up petitions in 2026: the practical guide for contractors Jul 29 05:29
- Payments on Account deadline: what contractors must do before July 31st — maybe for the final few times Jul 28 08:01
- Andy Burnham's first 100 days: five things contractors need from the new PM Jul 27 00:53
- Starmer vs Burnham on housing: What their rival plans mean for your contractor mortgage Jul 22 00:59

Leave a comment: