Classic Mash

[Old Greg]

The Daily Mash - Game on, say teachers

Cheers, mate. Cheered me up on a tulippy day.

[Sysman]

ducation secretary Michael Gove has also ensured that physical terror will return to the curriculum by recruiting 500 recently-redundant soldiers with a faraway look in their eye and anger management issues to teach woodwork, PE and whatever other lessons don't really require formal training.

Why does that bring back memories of flying wood chisels?

[DaveB]

The Daily Mash - Game on, say teachers

Education secretary Michael Gove has also ensured that physical terror will return to the curriculum by recruiting 500 recently-redundant soldiers with a faraway look in their eye and anger management issues to teach woodwork, PE and whatever other lessons don't really require formal training.