Reply to: Just blocked up the client's toilet

[Jog On]

Toilet blocking I think is beyond your control so can be forgiven. It's wazzing all over the toilet seat that I think is unnacceptable. I think people found guilty of this should be banned from client co facilities and be forced to us ea bog in a bag (as seen on Drangon's den!)

[ChimpMaster]

Sometimes a normal arse can stretch like that. Like a woman giving birth.

Yes but it would bleed

[Doggy Styles]

To push out a piece like that I assume the offender is taking things up his ring to stretch it to that kind of huge diameter. How embarrassing.

Sometimes a normal arse can stretch like that. Like a woman giving birth.

[aussielong]

I like Shark, except I'd use it as the name of one that pokes out of the water (as in "we're gonna need a bigger boat").

I suppose a Blocker is as good a name as any.

I went into a cubicle at clientCo a few weeks ago and someone had left a massive piece in the loo. It was about 2 inches wide and I could see at least 4 inches long with plenty hidden in the u-bend. I immeditely turned around and left the cubicle. Someone walked in the loo at the exact moment I left the cubicle and all I could find was "It wasnt me" as I darted into the cubicle next door and he darted in to one with the depth charge.

To push out a piece like that I assume the offender is taking things up his ring to stretch it to that kind of huge diameter. How embarrassing.

[Doggy Styles]

A brown shark?

I like Shark, except I'd use it as the name of one that pokes out of the water (as in "we're gonna need a bigger boat").

I suppose a Blocker is as good a name as any.

[Ruprect]

But it was one heck of a big movement. Got pretty frightening when the flush water started to build up but fortunately it stopped just before the level at which it would have spilt out.

Had to scarper out of there well quick, luckily only one guy saw me exit through the main Gents door. Hopefully he won't try to use that cubicle.

Someone at clientco did that this morning. It was so big that one end of it was poking out of the water

[JoJoGabor]

And what did the pootimer application say for money earned during that time? I managed a £44 turd earlier in the year (before tax)

[AtW]

A lot of **** threads on here today.

And for this reason I am out.

DP

[minsky1]

There's the Phantom that glides round the S-bend on release leaving the sh*tter perplexed, and the Floater that won't flush away.

What do you call a blocker?

A brown shark?

[Spacecadet]

fortunately it stopped just before the level at which it would have spilt out.

nothing fortunate about that, it's by design!

[wxman]

Always a problem when you have to stand up to disengage.

Best done at clients site and during their billable time!

[Mich the Tester]

There's the Phantom that glides round the S-bend on release leaving the sh*tter perplexed, and the Floater that won't flush away.

What do you call a blocker?

THE LIQUID PLUMBER tulip
This kind of tulip is so big it plugs up the toilet and it overflows all over the floor. (You should have followed the advice from the Lincoln Log tulip.)

[Doggy Styles]

There's the Phantom that glides round the S-bend on release leaving the sh*tter perplexed, and the Floater that won't flush away.

What do you call a blocker?

[Mich the Tester]

http://home.pon.net/zip/comedy/tuliplist.htm
obviously, change 'tulip' in the link to what it's really supposed to say

[Chaffinch]

Thank you for sharing that with the group

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