Reply to: Dear Norfolk

[wobbegong]

Thanks for a nice holiday. Couple of minor points though :

Less rain would be appreciated next time.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, paying £15 for a 4 year old to get in is a bit strong.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, charging £15 per adult to supervise their children is also a bit strong.
£3 fecking quid for a slice of chocolate cake is just fecking greedy you money grabbing whore bags.

On another note, after having fleeced me £60 quid to look at some weather warn plastic dinosaurs, to charge me a further £30 for a few sandwiches, two cups of tea and a slice of cake is very uncool.

Just a hint, but £4.25 a pint is too much.

Oh, and another thing, Norfolk is now prohibitively expensive and next year I will be saving myself a few hundred quid by holidaying in the med on an all inclusive. It may even rain less.

I'd say those prices are fairly typical of 'tourist' towns in the summer holiday season.

'Paultons Park', a theme park in the New Forest charges £74 entry for a family of four, and a whopping £92.50 for a family of five. Even then some of the rides (like go-karting) cost extra.

[EternalOptimist]

What exactly IS there in Norfolk? Is that part of the country with nice little cottages and fields and stuff?

nice stuff ?

Norfolk Enchants

[MarillionFan]

What exactly IS there in Norfolk? Is that part of the country with nice little cottages and fields and stuff?

A lot of women wandering around shouting 'Let's me 'aving you!', so I've heard.

[doodab]

What exactly IS there in Norfolk? Is that part of the country with nice little cottages and fields and stuff?

A few proto humanoid life forms and a lot of puddles.

[d000hg]

What exactly IS there in Norfolk? Is that part of the country with nice little cottages and fields and stuff?

[DodgyAgent]

Thanks for a nice holiday. Couple of minor points though :

Less rain would be appreciated next time.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, paying £15 for a 4 year old to get in is a bit strong.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, charging £15 per adult to supervise their children is also a bit strong.
£3 fecking quid for a slice of chocolate cake is just fecking greedy you money grabbing whore bags.

On another note, after having fleeced me £60 quid to look at some weather warn plastic dinosaurs, to charge me a further £30 for a few sandwiches, two cups of tea and a slice of cake is very uncool.

Just a hint, but £4.25 a pint is too much.

Oh, and another thing, Norfolk is now prohibitively expensive and next year I will be saving myself a few hundred quid by holidaying in the med on an all inclusive. It may even rain less.

You should go to Snettisham farm, the animals are not plastic and you can feed the pigs

[Paddy]

Sounds like you got charged grockle rates.

You need to try and blend in as a local.

Gurning face - check
Drool down side of mouth - check
Overweight, shuffle and hunch - check
Clothes that don't match - check
Inbred, unruly, unwashed children running amok - check.

Mmmmm. Not sure why you didn't get charged local rates then???? You fit right in?????

You didn't wear the bloody Tottenham top did you?

Very few people know the term "grockle". Interesting that you do...

[doodab]

Look on the bright side at least you didn't have to drive to Luton tulipport and pay for the privilege of sitting in a queue for 30 minutes to drop people off. A queue that stretches back to the M1, even at 5:30 in the morning, and originates entirely because the drop off system involves funnelling people into the car park, where they need to park and pay at one of only two pay machines by the exit before leaving, just so that someone can get out of the car and walk into the airport.

I have travelled a little in the third world, I can only suggest the ****tard potato headed monkeys that run Luton airport do the same so that they might pick up some ideas on how to improve their operation.

[d000hg]

Thanks for a nice holiday. Couple of minor points though :

Less rain would be appreciated next time.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, paying £15 for a 4 year old to get in is a bit strong.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, charging £15 per adult to supervise their children is also a bit strong.

Kids take up a seat like everyone else. It's your fault for having so many!

£3 fecking quid for a slice of chocolate cake is just fecking greedy you money grabbing whore bags.

Was it a big piece?

On another note, after having fleeced me £60 quid to look at some weather warn plastic dinosaurs, to charge me a further £30 for a few sandwiches, two cups of tea and a slice of cake is very uncool.

What kind of English family doesn't take their own sandwiches and flasks of tea?

[PAH]

Note that Bernard Matthews Turkey Farm is not really a theme park.

But you are right. Go to the real Turkey if you want a cheaper holiday and better weather, yet still full of British chavs 'giving it large' so you can walk around in your footy top to save on buying proper holiday clothes.

Has Greece or Spain dropped its prices yet or is the eurozone still expensive for us sterling holders?

[suityou01]

How were the toilets?

Got it now.

Seats on all of them, and manual flushing.

[suityou01]

Sounds like you got charged grockle rates.

You need to try and blend in as a local.

Gurning face - check
Drool down side of mouth - check
Overweight, shuffle and hunch - check
Clothes that don't match - check
Inbred, unruly, unwashed children running amok - check.

Mmmmm. Not sure why you didn't get charged local rates then???? You fit right in?????

You didn't wear the bloody Tottenham top did you?

Nope, just me burberry.

[suityou01]

How were the toilets?

Fine, why? I have to admit I'm an in and out kind of guy. I don't hang around for the cottaging.

[mudskipper]

Thanks for a nice holiday. Couple of minor points though :

Less rain would be appreciated next time.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, paying £15 for a 4 year old to get in is a bit strong.
Just a hint, but if you operate a theme park, charging £15 per adult to supervise their children is also a bit strong.
£3 fecking quid for a slice of chocolate cake is just fecking greedy you money grabbing whore bags.

On another note, after having fleeced me £60 quid to look at some weather warn plastic dinosaurs, to charge me a further £30 for a few sandwiches, two cups of tea and a slice of cake is very uncool.

Just a hint, but £4.25 a pint is too much.

Oh, and another thing, Norfolk is now prohibitively expensive and next year I will be saving myself a few hundred quid by holidaying in the med on an all inclusive. It may even rain less.

How were the toilets?

[MarillionFan]

Sounds like you got charged grockle rates.

You need to try and blend in as a local.

Gurning face - check
Drool down side of mouth - check
Overweight, shuffle and hunch - check
Clothes that don't match - check
Inbred, unruly, unwashed children running amok - check.

Mmmmm. Not sure why you didn't get charged local rates then???? You fit right in?????

You didn't wear the bloody Tottenham top did you?