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Previously on "Have we done the "Hey Dude, where's my penis" one yet?"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Will you guys just stop dicking around? You've engorged this thread with your willy-waving.
    Well done sas. But a simple <<Placeholder>> from you would have sufficed in keeping the theme running.

    HTH

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    And he probably felt a bit of a dick too !!
    Only a bit.

    Probably didn't think long and hard about it.

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  • sasguru
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    Will you guys just stop dicking around? You've engorged this thread with your willy-waving.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It probably stumped him for a moment.
    And he probably felt a bit of a dick too !!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    I wonder how much of a sense of humour failure the guy had when after the op he got his first pen1s enlargement spam email
    It probably stumped him for a moment.

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  • SimonMac
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    I wonder how much of a sense of humour failure the guy had when after the op he got his first pen1s enlargement spam email

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Arturo Bassick View Post
    You have a Gorilla to clean your screen?
    Yes, and he clearly has a Chimp operating the keypad.

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  • Arturo Bassick
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    No, it's my screen scrapping ape not working right.
    You have a Gorilla to clean your screen? I am impressed

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    No, it's my screen scrapping ape not working right.

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  • pacharan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Are you still dicking around with that phone of yours?
    No, it's my screen scrapping ape not working right.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    I Tink it would be wetter if he found another surgeon to perform a strapadichtomy.
    Yes, thanks for that Officer Crabtree!!!




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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by pacharan View Post
    I Tink it would be wetter if he found another surgeon to perform a strapadichtomy.
    Are you still dicking around with that phone of yours?

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  • pacharan
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    I Tink it would be wetter if he found another surgeon to perform a strapadichtomy.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    I suppose the truck driver has gone off half-cock now then?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    He needs better legal assistance to tackle cases like this.

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