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Previously on "Sound Off, Marines"
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You Dr Who scum are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fcuking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian tulip. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on Cybermen, Yeti, Autons or Quarks. Here you are all equally worthless.
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Hey babe, don't hang around with the good guys, us bad guys are much more fun. So, how about it? Fancy being the new Countess Scarlioni?Originally posted by cojakCan I join in - I know I'm not an alien, but I'd make someone a feisty companion (and I can run in 4 inch heels...)
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Can I join in - I know I'm not an alien, but I'd make someone a feisty companion (and I can run in 4 inch heels...)
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Light weight.Originally posted by Scaroth of the JagarothWell you try doing all that whilst being fractured in time.
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What's all this noise then? We'll have no trouble here, sergeant. This is a local thread for local people (and natives of the planet Skaro).
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Well you try doing all that whilst being fractured in time.
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I'm trying my best.Originally posted by zeitghostthere are no evil acid dripping monsters from Sirs Oevre on the Board? Sir?
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Sound Off, Marines
Seems like this forum is swimming with refugee Dr Who characters and monsters at the moment. Makes you almost wistful for the Cornish farmers, revolutionary communists and fundamentalist Christians.
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