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Nothing wrong with my orientation oh bulbous one ...Originally posted by Emperor DalekFeeling insecure in your sexuality, Goldie? Never mind, I'm sure that nice Captain Jack will take you in hand.
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Feeling insecure in your sexuality, Goldie? Never mind, I'm sure that nice Captain Jack will take you in hand.Originally posted by Gold Dalekbtw you will note that there are none featuring Emperor Dalek... (it's because he's gay)
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Originally posted by XenophonI am delighted that this thread has gone onto 5 pages and ended with pics of a naked woman draped over a Dalek.

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More pictures of naked women draped over Daleks please!!!
btw you will note that there are none featuring Emperor Dalek... (it's because he's gay)
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I am delighted that this thread has gone onto 5 pages and ended with pics of a naked woman draped over a Dalek.
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Originally posted by Fortune GreenYou've all seen this one......
.....but this is the first time I've seen this one......

Lurrrrve Machine.... is it me or is she a bit chunky around the midriff?
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It's becoz you is green, innit?Originally posted by zeitghostI fear the Universal Translator fails to do its stuff on this lingo...
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Smaddy tell mi sey yuh did a chat bout mi."Originally posted by zeitghostPerish the very thought: it's coz I'm a sycophant of the first water, O Noble & Most Horrid One...
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Thank you, trusty minion. I would hate to think it was becoz you is Gallifreyanist, innit.
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A-hem...Originally posted by zeitghostThese TimeLords have absolutely no manners...
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Don't get me and the Skaro posse even started on Sylvester McCoy (spit). The bar-steward blew our planet up without even so much as a by your leave.
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Originally posted by Jakes DaddyLike you said earlier, the Dr that you grew up with will always be the best
Hmm, I actually quite liked Christopher Ecclestone as the Doctor. He brought a nice degree of mania to the role. Its the storylines and plot devices I have a problem with. Russell T. Davies is a crap writer IMHO.
Not seen the latest series so no comment on that.
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