Reply to: Brazilian Rain Forests

I think there is a touch of the kiddy fiddler about wanting it bald.

I've always thought that. I remember watching a documentary about paedophiles, in which one interviewed paedophile (his flat was being raided by the police) claimed that he liked children because he found hair disgusting.

Give me hair and plenty of it.

I think there is a touch of the kiddy fiddler about wanting it bald.

the parts, always, ALWAYS smell of urine.

You say that like it's a bad thing. Maybe I spent too many years homeless and living on the streets.

Hairs...yuk...horrible things. Get stuck in the teeth, and even worse, no matter how much they wash the parts, always, ALWAYS smell of urine. That's so off-putting.

Bald Eagle any day. Works both ways too.

Terry Waites allotment springs to mind

when it's borderline like this, it's borderline. but really, why don't you post this kind of stuff on ccnet? they'd love you over there and you'd be practically guaranteed zero moderation as well as an appreciative audience.

time to encourage scots to do his deed

orlath had a landing strip

and not a single capital letter in sight

Good to see them there moderators haven't got at this one YET!

You'll find her well lubricated when you get back Spod.

Front and back.

In fact I've managed to loosen a few parts up.

Always a pleasure to help a fellow board member out in times of need.

traj.

Glad someone's keeping it in working order, cheers matey!

Not with me

You can make a nice little earner on the side through magazines and websites.

Not with me

Not with me either!

traj in "whilst the cat's away" mode.

Not with me

Mind you, it depends what game she's playing

As for piccies... she wouldn't let me take any.

Shy, is she?

Which way up was it?

Well, it was lying down at the time.

Which way do you thin Xog?

As for piccies... she wouldn't let me take any. Just the thing I thought for the discerning gentlemans laptop or 'phone screensaver I thought...

Ah well.