Business committments require early sneer

at security cleared site

Bloody hell, just what level of clearance did you manage to pass?

If I read in the press that Prince Charles's prize organic rhubarb has been attacked by Al Quaida sponsored suicide slugs I'll know exactly who to blame.

As a sad permie giant alien lizard, I shall further my plans for world domination, purely due to your unwarranted sneeeeeeeeeeeeeeer.

Sob.

Fart.

Still haven't fixed the gas exchange unit...

I felt sneered at too on account of being out of work (but not out of contract) - it was an excellent sneer and cut me to the quick. I shall go round the garden tonight looking for a slug to salt in reprisal.

Well sneeeered Xog. I hope the vast collective of losers take note.

I will be out from dawn to dusk tomorrow as will be manning our stand at an educational trade show. Contract is at security cleared site so I will probably not have internet access next week.

Therefore, I will have to sneer at any contractless losers a day earlier than planned.

SNEEEEEEEEEEER!