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Previously on "Sizeable gap to be made on the bench from 1st September"

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

    Could squeeze in 3/4 normal sized contractors I reckon. May need revarnishing.
    Congrats

    If you're on the end of the bench, don't get up too suddenly

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  • NickFitz
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    Congratulations!

    If the bench has sufficient give, a few people either side will probably get catapulted off too when it springs back into shape

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by norrahe View Post
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    Well you did say September

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  • norrahe
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    Top

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  • 2BIT
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    nice one mate

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  • Mich the Tester
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  • fullyautomatix
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Lawn mowed her legs and tash.


    FTFY

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You mean you had better things to do

    Shaving her legs and tash.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I missed this yesterday but well done!
    You mean you had better things to do

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  • Zippy
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    I missed this yesterday but well done!

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    congrats

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by alreadypacked View Post


    You know you want it.
    Hey fatty, I'm surprised you can lift that paddle!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Better practice those coffee making skills. These consultants need a constant stream of hot coffee.
    I have bitches to make the coffee. I'm the chief fluffer you know.

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Better practice those coffee making skills. These consultants need a constant stream of hot coffee.


    You know you want it.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


    I was courted for this role by the consultancy while they were in the tendering process. Having won the tender they are ramping things up and will need me from 1st Sept.
    Better practice those coffee making skills. These consultants need a constant stream of hot coffee.

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