Feck Feck Feck Feckity Feck

[sasguru]

Ah. So you're the guy who everyone's tittering at, because you just did an impression of the Michelin Man doing a Mexican wave. You must feel pretty stupid now.

[The Lone Gunman]

These chaps are standing up waving in the office next door


So which one are you

[threaded]

I just stood up and waved. Where are you?

[sasguru]

sasguru: are you sat in my office?

Are you the bloated porker with a stack of Melton Mowbrays on your desk? If so, then yes.

[threaded]

sasguru: are you sat in my office?

[sasguru]

Tut tut! The youth of today! I ask you!

As everyone knows, the impression you give is more important than what you do.
So spend your time typing furiously, posting crap on this forum, wearing a frown and muttering under your breath "...fecking hashed arrays ....doing my head in .....need to use the logarithmic function of the integral ...."

You get the picture ....

[threaded]

The world is vast and wide. Why do you put on your robes at the sound of a bell?

[DaveB]

Sod it.

Long lunch, time wasted browsing Wikipedia, what little I can get done done and a full day on the clock for billing purposes.

I'm going home.

[DaveB]

I would sit there making loud noises about being paid exhorbitant rates whilst doing bugger all, grinning and playing games on your mobile.

No Change there then

Otherwise go to the line manager explain that you are leaving in order to save him the expense of the above, very magnanimous of you.

Hmmm, could have been an option except that :

a) My line manager is at the other end of the country
b) Over 4 hours on the clock and I get the full day rate regardless.

[The Lone Gunman]

I would sit there making loud noises about being paid exhorbitant rates whilst doing bugger all, grinning and playing games on your mobile.

Otherwise go to the line manager explain that you are leaving in order to save him the expense of the above, very magnanimous of you.

[Emperor Dalek]

Fake some chest pains and get yourself off on the pretext of going to A&E. Come in tomorrow morning as usual and tell them it was just cramp where you'd been doing too many chinups at the gym.

[DaveB]

Ok, I'm bored. My e-mail is fecked and shows no signs of being un-fecked in the immediate future ( tommorow at the earliest ) which means I have nothing to do.

How early can I reasonably bugger off home without causing dissent in the other ( permie ) ranks?

Humorous suggestions preffered, extended lunch is an option.