Have scientists found a crashed flying saucer on the seabed?

[PAH]

or from underground...

It's the worms that done it, trying to scare off the birds since Worzel retired.

[PAH]

It's more likely to be secret military tech than aliens. Would aliens traverse the galaxy at faster than light speeds just to draw some fancy patterns in a crop field?

But 'it's aliens' keeps all the 'believers' looking at area 51 when it's area 52 where all the juicy military stuff is.

[minestrone]

Nah, not buying that. Maybe that would work for the simple designs that only take an hour, not those 400 circle designs without a thing out of place and done overnight in pitch darkness.

Those must be done by some gigantic spirograph or from the air.

The big ones will be done with the farmer's permission and done in the day time. If you are willing to pay him for the trampled crop they are happy to...

Aye, you are right, its aliens.

[Doggy Styles]

Nah, not buying that. Maybe that would work for the simple designs that only take an hour, not those 400 circle designs without a thing out of place and done overnight in pitch darkness.

Those must be done by some gigantic spirograph or from the air.

or from underground...

[DaveB]

I was looking at those crop circles the other day. Are they really being made at ground level?

The accuracy and scale of some of them makes me think it's got to be a satellite or something taking a bird's eye view.

Are GPS devices that accurate to allow people to not get one thing out of place? It's not like they can look from above and redo any cock-up, so whatever technique they're using they must be pretty confident in it.

Ropes, measuring tape and a plank of wood.

And a bunch of people that don't get enough, AtW...

[PAH]

Ropes, measuring tape and a plank of wood.

Nah, not buying that. Maybe that would work for the simple designs that only take an hour, not those 400 circle designs without a thing out of place and done overnight in pitch darkness.

Those must be done by some gigantic spirograph or from the air.

[PAH]

Well spotted. Conclusive proof that aliens dunnit.

That's the only logical conclusion Jim.

Shame the aliens are non-dimensional. Need to get some special edition They Live sunglasses to see them.

[minestrone]

I was looking at those crop circles the other day. Are they really being made at ground level?

The accuracy and scale of some of them makes me think it's got to be a satellite or something taking a bird's eye view.

Are GPS devices that accurate to allow people to not get one thing out of place? It's not like they can look from above and redo any cock-up, so whatever technique they're using they must be pretty confident in it.

Ropes, measuring tape and a plank of wood.

And a bunch of people that don't get enough, AtW...

[sasguru]

I was looking at those crop circles the other day. Are they really being made at ground level?

The accuracy and scale of some of them makes me think it's got to be a satellite or something taking a bird's eye view.

Are GPS devices that accurate to allow people to not get one thing out of place? It's not like they can look from above and redo any cock-up, so whatever technique they're using they must be pretty confident in it.

Well spotted. Conclusive proof that aliens dunnit.

[PAH]

Also in the DM and far more convincing evidence of /

I was looking at those crop circles the other day. Are they really being made at ground level?

The accuracy and scale of some of them makes me think it's got to be a satellite or something taking a bird's eye view.

Are GPS devices that accurate to allow people to not get one thing out of place? It's not like they can look from above and redo any cock-up, so whatever technique they're using they must be pretty confident in it.

[Paddy]

Researchers have claimed the fuzzy outline is a flying saucer that ended up 300ft down on the ocean floor between Sweden and Finland.

Not surprising as Germany and the USSR were experimenting with disc shaped fying machines from the middle of WW2 onwards.

[scooterscot]

It's the North Sea plug, lift it up and we can walk to Norway.

NO!!!! Don't do it. The price of land will crash and my assets will sink in value.

[DimPrawn]

Also in the DM and far more convincing evidence of /

[gingerjedi]

It's the North Sea plug, lift it up and we can walk to Norway.

[scooterscot]

only in the mail

A mysterious circle on a grainy scan, this is what scientists are claiming is finally evidence that Earth has been visited by aliens.

Researchers have claimed the fuzzy outline is a flying saucer that ended up 300ft down on the ocean floor between Sweden and Finland.

They were stunned when sonar scans taken while searching for a century-old wreck showed up the shape against the dirt.The 'discovery' has sparked a flurry of speculation by UFO watchers and bloggers.

Some have even suggested it resembles the Millennium Falcon from the Star Wars series, with its distinctive front forks and round shape.