I've just sold most of my Unobtanium.

[cojak]

To pay for my holiday on planet Pandora as an 8ft tall blue bloke with a tail.

Well done, i hope you got a good price

[AtW]

I own land.

[MarillionFan]

I'm selling Jesus.

Give up Mammon and be saved.

For only £99.99. No refunds.

[scooterscot]

You should sell something and buy some brains.

HTH

I own land. Lots of it. Here on planet earth. The UK to be precise. They're not making it anymore, haven't you heard?

I'm selling nothing but I'll rent it out to you for a special price.

HTH

[AtW]

I'm selling nothing.

You should sell something and buy some brains.

HTH

[scooterscot]

I'm selling nothing.

[sasguru]

Most believable thing you've ever posted.

And a lot more believable than anything you post.

[DimPrawn]

To pay for my holiday on planet Pandora as an 8ft tall blue bloke with a tail.

Most believable thing you've ever posted.

[Platypus]

I'[ve just sold my magic beans, I bought a cow which I'm going to call Old Buttercup

[pjclarke]

To pay for my holiday on planet Pandora as an 8ft tall blue bloke with a tail.