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MarillionFan replied

2 August 2011, 08:34
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Oi SB, that was the wrong question.

Your question should've been something along the lines of "**** me, how long did it take for you to work out that 16 + 36 is indeed 52, did an adult help?"

Anyway, that's my morning growl out of the way.

You can always find someone. BTW does your mum still help you dress for work or are you using a home help now?
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Churchill replied

2 August 2011, 08:21
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Is this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?

Oi SB, that was the wrong question.

Your question should've been something along the lines of "**** me, how long did it take for you to work out that 16 + 36 is indeed 52, did an adult help?"

Anyway, that's my morning growl out of the way.
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MarillionFan replied

2 August 2011, 08:18
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Is this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?

I'll take the six weeks during the summer and the two half terms. Won't need it for contract work might actually make
me do some work.
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shaunbhoy replied

2 August 2011, 08:16
Originally posted by Craic View Post

Join up!

The threat is over!

Yeah come on Newbies. Craic will lead you into battle in this hostile environment..........
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Old Greg replied

2 August 2011, 08:11
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Is this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?

We tried fitting it but there was too much bone.
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shaunbhoy replied

2 August 2011, 08:09
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

It all started going wrong when they both signed up to a braincell timeshare. OG gets to use it 8 weeks of the year and Shaunbhoy gets it for another 8 weeks of the year. The other 36 it's unused. Only another month before Shaun gets a go.

Is this you haggling for a spot in the currently available 36 weeks MF?
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MarillionFan replied

2 August 2011, 08:07
Originally posted by Craic View Post

Old Greg and Shaunbhoy prove the truth of the old saying - that two halfwits don't make a wit.

It all started going wrong when they both signed up to a braincell timeshare. OG gets to use it 8 weeks of the year and Shaunbhoy gets it for another 8 weeks of the year. The other 36 it's unused. Only another month before Shaun gets a go.
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Old Greg replied

2 August 2011, 08:03
Originally posted by Craic View Post

Old Greg and Shaunbhoy prove the truth of the old saying - that two halfwits don't make a wit.

Do you mean 'prove' or 'illustrate'?
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sasguru replied

2 August 2011, 08:02
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

school holidays.

Ah! That explains everything.
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Pondlife replied

2 August 2011, 07:59
Originally posted by BA to the Stars View Post

Who woke him up

His mum. She must have forgotten it was school holidays.
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BA to the Stars replied

2 August 2011, 07:57
Who woke him up
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Craic replied

2 August 2011, 07:54
Old Greg and Shaunbhoy prove the truth of the old saying - that two halfwits don't make a wit.
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shaunbhoy replied

2 August 2011, 07:50
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I like him.

He's funny.

As in "Peculiar" rather than "Ha Ha" though.
He does provide a bit of Sport, but it is a bit like picking on the Class simpleton. Could he be a sasguru sockie I wonder?
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Old Greg replied

2 August 2011, 07:45
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I like him.

He's funny.

But will you clean out his hutch this time?
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MarillionFan replied

2 August 2011, 07:13
I like him.

He's funny.
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