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MaryPoppins replied

30 July 2011, 20:23
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

This one on commode dragons looks interesting!
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Gonzo replied

30 July 2011, 00:07
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

If it's that robotic woman who talks to you out of your dashboard then I'd call a taxi if were you.

Good point.

Looks like it is just us and the vodka is finished so I'll be getting that cab now ...
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Zippy replied

29 July 2011, 23:12
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

I'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.

Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.

Or as she's known around here, the missus? If it's that robotic woman who talks to you out of your dashboard then I'd call a taxi if were you.
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Gonzo replied

29 July 2011, 23:09
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Oh, you could borrow this tape 'Felching Goldfish Botherers' - you like a bit of angling don't you Gonzo?

Seen that one.

I'm after edgier stuff these days. Reptiles are the way to go.

This one on commode dragons looks interesting!
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Gonzo replied

29 July 2011, 23:05
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

I'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.

Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.

Anyway, I have been up in the roof - interesting stuff up there. I wondered why it was so warm.
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Gonzo replied

29 July 2011, 23:05
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

P*ss off, you're driving so I've got it covered Have a cashew instead.

I'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.

Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.
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Zippy replied

29 July 2011, 22:41
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

Ooh, there's some vodka in the cupboard.

P*ss off, you're driving so I've got it covered Have a cashew instead.
Oh, you could borrow this tape 'Felching Goldfish Botherers' - you like a bit of angling don't you Gonzo?
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Gonzo replied

29 July 2011, 22:30
Originally posted by Gonzo View Post

I hear option 1 calling very very loudly, although I have to go out shortly.

So Harry, do you like movies about gladiators?

Ooh, there's some vodka in the cupboard.
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Gonzo replied

29 July 2011, 22:29
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You are very brave, old son - respect . So, do you fancy option 1, 2 or 3?

I hear option 1 calling very very loudly, although I have to go out shortly.

So Harry, do you like movies about gladiators?
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Zippy replied

29 July 2011, 22:25
Originally posted by harrygibson View Post

just wanted to say hi before i start asking a hundred questions
hahahahah really cool discussion i think i am the only new bee on this thread and its my first post as well So mates hope you guys treat me well

You are very brave, old son - respect . So, do you fancy option 1, 2 or 3?
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Gonzo replied

29 July 2011, 22:20
Originally posted by harrygibson View Post

So mates hope you guys treat me well

That's unlikely to happen.

One of three things will occur:

1. The regulars will invite themselves around to your place for a welcoming party and trash it

2. You will be flamed for being a newbie asking dumb questions when all along people will suspect that you are a regular playing dumb to wind us all up

3. You will be ignored for being a newbie because all along people will suspect that you are a regular playing dumb to wind us all up

It all depends what you post really ...
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harrygibson replied

29 July 2011, 21:58
just wanted to say hi before i start asking a hundred questions
hahahahah really cool discussion i think i am the only new bee on this thread and its my first post as well So mates hope you guys treat me well
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Old Greg replied

29 July 2011, 21:48
Or perhaps BumCraicWhore.
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Old Greg replied

29 July 2011, 21:47
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

You could never upset me, dear k2!

I plan to stick with BumCraic though. If you see what I mean.

Or CraicWhore.
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MaryPoppins replied

29 July 2011, 21:25
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

We've only had one thread today. He's weaning us off them slowly.

Nice nickname btw. Remind me never to upset you!

You could never upset me, dear k2!

I plan to stick with BumCraic though. If you see what I mean.
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