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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostOoh, there's some vodka in the cupboard.Have a cashew instead.
Oh, you could borrow this tape 'Felching Goldfish Botherers' - you like a bit of angling don't you Gonzo?+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostP*ss off, you're driving so I've got it coveredHave a cashew instead.
Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.
Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh, you could borrow this tape 'Felching Goldfish Botherers' - you like a bit of angling don't you Gonzo?
I'm after edgier stuff these days. Reptiles are the way to go.
This one on commode dragons looks interesting!Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.
Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012Comment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostIf it's that robotic woman who talks to you out of your dashboard then I'd call a taxi if were you.
Looks like it is just us and the vodka is finished so I'll be getting that cab now ...Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostThis one on commode dragons looks interesting!Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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