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    #41
    Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
    I hear option 1 calling very very loudly, although I have to go out shortly.

    So Harry, do you like movies about gladiators?
    Ooh, there's some vodka in the cupboard.

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      #42
      Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
      Ooh, there's some vodka in the cupboard.
      P*ss off, you're driving so I've got it covered Have a cashew instead.
      Oh, you could borrow this tape 'Felching Goldfish Botherers' - you like a bit of angling don't you Gonzo?
      +50 Xeno Geek Points
      Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
      As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

      Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

      CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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        #43
        Originally posted by Zippy View Post
        P*ss off, you're driving so I've got it covered Have a cashew instead.
        I'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.

        Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.

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          #44
          Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
          I'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.

          Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.
          Anyway, I have been up in the roof - interesting stuff up there. I wondered why it was so warm.

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            #45
            Originally posted by Zippy View Post
            Oh, you could borrow this tape 'Felching Goldfish Botherers' - you like a bit of angling don't you Gonzo?
            Seen that one.

            I'm after edgier stuff these days. Reptiles are the way to go.

            This one on commode dragons looks interesting!

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              #46
              Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
              I'll be OK, the car has an autopilot.

              Or is that cruise-control, I get confused.
              Or as she's known around here, the missus? If it's that robotic woman who talks to you out of your dashboard then I'd call a taxi if were you.
              +50 Xeno Geek Points
              Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
              As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

              Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

              CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                #47
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                If it's that robotic woman who talks to you out of your dashboard then I'd call a taxi if were you.
                Good point.

                Looks like it is just us and the vodka is finished so I'll be getting that cab now ...

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                  This one on commode dragons looks interesting!
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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