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Do the words 'scan' or 'rhythm' mean anything at all to you - you lout?Originally posted by Central-Scrutiniser[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue] I could be a contractor in a dodgy situation
I could be an agent secretly speculating
I could be Threaded on this here CUK board
I could be AJP searching for a whore
I could be a contract left in the bottom drawer
What a waste
To bastardise the work of one of the finest poets of our generation puts you beneath contempt.
Poor Mister Dury!
I should be glad to be so inclined.
What a waste! What a waste!
But I don't mind!Last edited by bogeyman; 5 April 2006, 18:09.
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I could be a contractor in a dodgy situation
I could be an agent secretly speculating
I could be Threaded on this here CUK board
I could be AJP searching for a whore
I could be a contract left in the bottom drawer
What a waste
I could be the driver an articulated lorry
I could be a poet I wouldn't need to worry
I could be a teacher in a classroom full of scholars
I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs
What a waste
Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band,
First-night nerves every one-night stand.
I should be glad to be so inclined.
What a waste
I could be a lawyer with strategems and ruses
I could be a doctor with poultices and bruises
I could be a writer with a growing reputation
I could be the ticket man at Fulham Broadway Station
What a waste
I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
I could dream to wide extremes, I could do or die
I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch the world go by
What a waste
But I don't mind.Last edited by Central-Scrutiniser; 5 April 2006, 17:21.
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