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Previously on "Another Suityou dullest thread in the world"
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostOracle has already had to take a trip to the bathroom.
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Originally posted by k2p2 View PostIt's pronounced bonk-ette. One does not attend, one parks one's derriere.
Remember, there are a lot of IT people on here. Please don't tease them. Oracle has already had to take a trip to the bathroom.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostIs banquette some cuk term I am unaware of? Can one bleed one's radiators whilst attending the banquette?
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Originally posted by Zippy View Postk2p2's banquette is obviously the place to be
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostJust had a call from the pimp. ClientCo has had orders from their parent company to stop all work on the project I was joining.
The contract has fallen through.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAh the posion dwarf has turned up.
Night all
Seriously. You give a thread this title, populate it with this twaddle...and expect not to get the piss taken? I admire your continued optimism.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAh the posion dwarf has turned up.
Night all
Oh dont go yet. Tell us what you are having for dinner and what movie you are watching tonight.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostStrange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
You will remain a bedwetting crybaby.
If indeed you are a dad (and haven't made all that up) it is quite shocking since you come across as a child yourself.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostStrange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostStrange. Neither the pimp, nor the project manager, nor the programme manager, nor the tech arch could see this one coming.
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
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Originally posted by fullyautomatix View PostIt pains me to do this, especially when it is a sad situation of a nice bloke losing a contract, but what the heck.
WHS ++
Perhaps you and Sas could team up as CUKs official prognosticators.
No wait, all Sas's predictions are utter tulipe. Back to the drawing board on that one.
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